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Forum Member Request #3. Guys in the shower. As someone who loves taking showers with my men, this one was a lot of fun to put together. To make up for the fewer than normal "X" rated pics in the Gym Rats gallery, a lot more are in this one. Hope you enjoy. And if anyone has other requests/suggestions, let me know.

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Jackhammer --

I've been meaning to say this for quite a while. I want to thank you so much for the great laughs you provide us every week. I share your jokes and stories with many people, as I'm sure others do. You bring a smile and a great laugh to so many people far beyond this forum.

If laughter is the best medicine, we should start calling you Dr. Jackhammer. Thank you for making this a better place to be.

Thanks for the laughs Jackhammer. Being in a medical family, the last few have made their way around for quite a while, but they are still funny to think of. Put it this way -- you made my wife laugh.

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As a t-shirt said when I was putting this gallery together: "If I wore something underneath it, it'd be a skirt." This gallery is a bit smaller than usual, but hey -- how many pics are there of good looking guys in kilts?

Who's up for some haggis?

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OMG No. Is right. That's hysterical. thanks Steven.

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First, I want to know why my office doesn’t have anyone resembling any one of these guys. But also, due to a shortage of soft “R” pics, I’ve changed the format slightly as you will see: 16 soft pics, followed by 16 links to harder core pics. I hope you enjoy

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OMG. Jackhammer, that is one of the funniest things I've heard in ages. "I stepped off a curb to smell an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both". You ask a stupid question, sometimes you get a brilliant answer. And that was.

It's even better than the story that the deli man at my local grocery store told me. He had a lady one time in the store who was wondering why their Swiss cheese were all marked that they came from France. Well, he told her, it's a little known story. But it seems that shortly after Hitler invaded France, most of the best cheese makers in France escaped to Switzerland to get away from the German army. There they learned from the Swiss cheese makers how to make Swiss cheese. After they returned to France after the war, they continued making Swiss cheese. And now, most of the best Swiss cheese in the world comes from France. Today, somewhere walking around Richmond, there is a lady who I'm sure is still telling her friends about how the French cheese makers learned how to make Swiss cheese during WWII.

Thank you for such a hysterical end to the week.

FOS -- thanks so much. I love more mature men. Hell, at 45 he's still a young pup to me.

I guess it's that "I have to be serious and can't smile" modeling thing with the smile. I wish he would smile too. but damn, he is purdy to look at )

Thanks FOS

An Email that was forwarded to me today

When you have an

'I Hate My Job day'

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes

have those days]

Try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy and

go to the thermometer section. Purchase

a rectal thermometer made

by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get

this brand.

When you get home,

lock your doors,

draw the curtains, and disconnect the phone

so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing, and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the

thermometer.

Then, carefully place it on a table or a surface

so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it

carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer

made by Johnson & Johnson

is personally tested

and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,

'I am so glad I do not work in

the thermometer quality control department at

Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE

OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your

heart....

Maybe

you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson!

Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

 

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

DO NOT THINK ABOUT A PINK ELEPHANT.

Ah, the power of suggestion.

My other big crush was Eddie Cibrian, whose sexy scene as a masseur in Living Out Loud gave me my first orgasm. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06Cc9o2T6fI)

Thanks for the clip tDOA. But I ws disppointed a bit -- the way it read, I thought it was going to be a clip of your first orgasm.

But still not to be missesd.

I've thought a bit about this and there is one name that came to me. It's off the beaten track and most of you don't know him. But it was Dan Gable, Olympic wrestler on the 1972 Olympics that really got me going (not that I needed any encouragement). I've tried to find a great picture of him from his wrestling days, but thiese are about as good as I could find:

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http://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu172/olec_01/gable2_1.jpg

http://oklahomajiujitsu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/etick_a_dangable02_712.jpg

Dan went on to be one of the great coaches in any sport. And like most great coaches in any sport, he has put out instructional DVDs. But the subtitle of this one certainly sounds appealing to me:

http://entertainment-and-arts.co.cc/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/wpid-518ZS28ZJEL.jpg

And in the category of what in the world were they thinking:

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Jon-Erik Hexum was the crush for many a lad in the early 1980s. He was an actor and model best known as the star of the TV series "Voyager"; he was kind of a time traveler, with a kid whose mind ran circles around poor Jon-Erik's (yes it was one of those tedious programs where the kids are smarter and wiser than the adults, an American television staple one fears). He was a likable but not deeply talented performer.

 

Much more crushable was Hexum's performance as Joan Collins's delicious (and not so dumb) himbo in the TV movie "Making of a Male Model". There were many shirtless scenes, and Hexum revealed a very buxom body, to go with his blond gorgeous face. Although he was raised in New Jersey, Hexum had that "just fell out of a corn silo" look that screams American Midwest.

 

Hexum died in his prime, 1984, when he was fooling around with a gun on the set of another TV series ("Voyager" lasted only one season I think). The gun had been loaded with "blanks", which can harm you if you hold the gun close to your head, as Hexum did. The accident left him brain dead, and his family donated his still-healthy organs to needy recipients. His heart went to a dying man in Las Vegas; his two kidneys to an old man with cataracts and a young girl with eye problems; his brain was successfully transplanted into the young George W. Bush, replacing the organ that young W. had pickled through years of alcohol and drug abuse.

 

The kissable lips, strong jaw, unruly curly blondish hair, muscular body, and goofy personality made Jon-Erik Hexum my youthful crush.

William thank you for putting into words my memories of Jon-Eric Hexum. I remember being crushed when I heard of his accident. I was no teenager at the time, but I simply admired his body of work -- and his body. It was a great tragedy.

But I fear you do have faulty information. I have it on very good authority that there is no brain in W's head at all -- pickled or not.

Oh God, Kerry von Erich was simply gorgeous.

http://www.peoples.ru/sport/martial_art/kerry_von_erich/erich_1.jpg

Unfortunately for me,my teenage crush was no movie star or singer. It was my best friend, an unrequited love. I tried to tell him once I loved him but I just couldn't. Of course he was straight and just as unobtainable as the movie stars or singers.

And for this hot number, who I saw in person:

 

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/aapollo.jpg

 

This is Argentina Apollo, famous for his flying dropkick.

God I thought I was the only person in the world to remember Argentina Apollo.