Reminds me of going into Wendy’s many years ago (my tastes have changed a bit) and asking for a Whopper. I wish that was intentional in a way but I don’t inflict my humor on people making do in the service industry.
I read a “how to survive long overnight flights” article once. Main tip was a standing “shower” using these wipes, a scentless version, just before landing. A few better airports have decent showers. It can revive me like nothing else.