You sir, are actually insane. I have had so, so many disappointing sessions, and with providers who have 5 star reviews at that. Gorilla. Brent_Biggs. Just to name two very recent ones I hired, both extremely disappointing, but with plenty of 5 star reviews. At the end of the session, I honestly was wishing they'd give me my money back. We could only dream every provider offered a money-back guarantee. Every single quality product on the market in the USA has a money-back guarantee. You have your principles twisted, and you're petty, trying hard to find something wrong in the provider. The behavior of you guys is hilarious, fun, and wild but it ends up just promoting the provider, anyway. It made me see the thread. So thanks! I'm in line to meet him too.