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  1. Was this ever posted?

     

    BC

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    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some history.

    Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

     

    Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from

    Japan put his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

     

    "Very good!

    Now Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for

    the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"

     

    Again, no response except from Little Akio:

    "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

    "Excellent!" said the teacher continuing, "Let's try

    one a bit more difficult –

    Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you,

    but what you can do for your country'?"

    Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air. He

    intoned: "John F. Kennedy, 1961."

    The teacher snapped at the everyone in the room,

    "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves,

    Little Akio is originally from Japan. Yes he knows

    more about our history than you do."

     

    She heard a loud whisper: "Fuck the Japs!"

    "Who said that? -- I want to know right now!?

    She angrily demanded.

     

    Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."

    At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke.'

     

    The teacher glares around and asks,

    'All right! -- Now who said that?"

    Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the

    Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

    Now another student yells extemporaneously,

    "Oh yeah? -- Suck this!"

     

    Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his

    hand and shouts to the teacher,

    "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

     

    Now with almost mob hysteria another student screams,

    "You little shit! If you say one more word--

    I'll kill you!"

     

    Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his

    voice, "Michael Jackson to the children

    testifying against him, 2004."

  2. A pic is just a snapshot in time. I state in all of my ads that I am happy to verify my appearance on webcam before meeting. New clients frequently take me up on this. Sure, I get a few wankers who think they're in for a free camshow, but they get dispatched and blocked quickly. Likewise, in my private life, I am reluctant to hook-up online without webcamming.

     

    Mark,

     

    Providing a webcam conversation is a great idea.

     

    Those few escorts I've encountered who are refuse to show their headshots give variety of excuses, the most common of which is a need to maintain privacy. The underlying reason given for the need for privacy is their concern about being known for their escorting in some other sphere of life. I wonder if providing a webcam interview would also be considered "revealing their identity," even if they don't talk about escorting or talk about anything more mundane than a social call. Your approach is fantastic, and I wonder if you could comment further on how it might be applied more broadly when privacy is given as the chief concern.

     

    Best,

     

    BC

  3. How can we, as a community, conquer the pervasive practice of escorts using BS photos?

    Photoshopped, backdated or just the outward use of some else's pics is becoming very frustrating. Hell, I could market myself as a 21 year old surfer boy...

    Hovillians?

     

    Everybody should be familiar with reverse image searching using "Google Image." There

    are also a few other free services that do this.

     

    In case this bears repeating, this guy, when doing a reverse image search....

     

    http://www.rentboy.com/Listing.aspx?lid=306339&scid=71856024&sp=7&pos=136&locid=1569&iid=155380

     

    ....also appear all over the internet, raising doubts as to whether he is using

    borrowed photos.

     

    BC

  4. I agree with the OP. Thats one reason i like to hire porn actors cuz at least i know what they look like ahead of time. One thing that gets me is escorts that wont show you a face pic, only a body pic. I will never hire an escort that wont show me a face pic cuz for me, looks are a big part of what will attract me, so not seeing a face pic will definetely make me skip over their ad entirely.

     

    What are some best resources for hiring porn actors? Some escorts

    claim they are porn starts in "Rentboy" but aren't.

     

    BC

  5. I was also very hot for the wrestling Brisco brothers:

     

    http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/849/167/Briscos_display_image.jpg?1302481879

     

    And for this hot number, who I saw in person:

     

    http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/aapollo.jpg

     

    This is Argentina Apollo, famous for his flying dropkick.

     

    Decatura:

     

    A gift!

     

    BC

     

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  6. An elderly billionaire loved with his wealth more than anything else. He had only three friends in the world, however:

    a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. One day the billionaire fell deathly ill. He gathered his three friends to his

    bedside and said: "I'm going to be different. I'm going to take it with me. I prepared a new will, in which it is

    outlined how my estate will be divided amongst you three equally. You are to take the cash, come by my grave

    one at a time in private, and throw the money into the grave on top of my body."

     

    Everyone agreed to this arrangement.

     

    The following day, the billionaire died. The funeral was held, and the billionaire's three friends were

    riding back home together in a luxurious limousine. Suddenly the priest cried out: "I can't take this

    guilt any more. I didn't throw the cash into the grave. Instead I'm making arrangements to give it

    all to my local parish."

     

    The minister then cried out: "Oh Lord! I'm doing exactly as yourself. I didn't throw the cash into

    the grave. I'm going to give it instead to my own local ministry."

     

     

    The rabbi cried out: "Gentlemen, I'm absolutely shocked and disgusted at both of you.

    I want you to know that I threw a check into the grave for the entire amount."

     

    BC

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