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I'M STRAIGHT. I AM HERE TO BE PAID FOR MY TIME. MY LIMITS: NO SEX. I DON'T KISS. I DON'T FUCK".

The last day of the month is "coming up" and the rent is due on the first day of November. As by an old AT&T "plug", "Reach out and touch someone you love". . .

Wire me $500 immediately. I may not be able to take the curl out of your hair and put it in your toes, but, rubbing my old bald head should be a sensual experience for you worth the money. DO NOT HESITATE! I BOOK OUT QUICKLY. Western Union is OK!

In a word, LYSOL.

Hot??? SIZZLIN' HOT!!!

The first commandment of making a hire is "THOU SHALT NOT RECEIVETH UNTIL THOU HAST GIVEN". Again, "Escorting" is a business; the "hire" is a contractual agreement. You can coat it with chocolate, spinkle it with sugar and drizzle honey over it, but, in the end, that is the reality of the thing. And, by custom, a provuder isnot paid until he has delivered on the services for which they contracted to provide.

Your fee, if any, for companionship at dinner and drinks?

Kevin a/k/a MONSIEUR_HUNG/LONDON on rentmen.eu.

Eric has announced his retirement from the business.

Yes, such a marriage is lawful and it is a path to citizenship, but is it prudent in the event that the "green card" and not "love and affection" is the how and the why and the wheretofor of the thing.

Only on one occasion. A local, well-known "society gentleman" was invited; he attempted to beg off, he had friends coming into twn, but my maiden cousin insisted as "bring them along, any friend of yours is welcome". The gentleman and his friends were late, he guests were already at table when he arrrived with his friends and was ushered into the dining room, one of the friends was a stunningly handsome, tall young blonde attired in short pants and a tee-shirt ; the other, a proverbial toad of a middle-aged man. A separate table had been set u[ in the alcove of the room to accomodate the two "extras". Dinner progressed, somewhat uncomfortably, the hostess and her sister exchanging furtive, questioning glances,and then, as was the custom of the house, the assembled guests moved on to the library. Having engaged the young "god" in conversation, Mrs. M, a dowager of impeccable respectability, turned to old Mr S and remarked, "Mr. H is a magician and he has entertained Mr. Tennessee Williams with his tricks". Mr S, an astute man, replied, "E, he didn't do tricks for Mr. Tennessee Williams, he WAS Mr. Williams' trick". It took a moments for the import of the remark to register with Mrs. M, but the synapse did spark across the wire and make the connection:.."Ohhhhhhhh. . .."

My maiden cousin's summer dinner party: the grand, old house dimly lit, old fashion whiskey cocktails on the piazza, good, simple fare, better wines and the best company, laughter, a rubber of bridge complimented by cognac and coffee in the library following dinner, life lived leisurely.

Gentlemen, If you want him, dispense with the idle "wanna-have, but. . ." dialogue :take a lesson from George and send your private charter plane to collect and deliver him to NYC; and do not neglect to arrange a suitable accomodation for him, my recommendation being the TyWarner penthouse suite at the Four Seasons. Go for it!

You didn't make the guest list for one of the "Blossoming Beauties" pool parties at Casa Malinka??? I attach a photograph of the "Blossoming Beauty" whose acquaintance I had from the one and only of these parties to which I had an invitation some ten years ago; a "White Russian" lad, he made his entrance on a motorcycle a la "James Dean") and became Malinka's major domo. Presently, he is in a "detox" program at a private sanatorium in Belarus.

Only the most beautiful boys decorated Malinka Max's pool parties on Hisbiscus Island, but, having quit Miami for Nashville, her new farm hand is a "head-turning hunk" in himself! Hopefully, my invitation for the Halloween Hay Ride is in the mail!

Escorting is a business enterprise. Compensation is expected for companionship, even dinner

When you hire a legend in his own time only to find him to have become an old tail, and, yes, that is a pun. . .

iF YOU ARE A DISCERNING PATRON OF PHYSICAL BEAUTY, AND, YOU ARE AWARE THERE IS A DECIDED DIFFERENCE BETWEENST "COSTLY" AND "EXPENSIVE", HAVE A LOOK-SEE AT THIS LAD. . .

Thou shalt not give until thou hast gotten. . .unfortunately, this caveat is a two-way street in which one can encounter a road-block. With a new "hire", I insist upon an interview with the escort over lunch at a restaurant of his choice, my treat, to determine if we are compatible; as for payment, cash in an envelope on the table. If the escort is one that I have seen over a period of time, I know his favorite brand of clothing, and, I make it a point to have something "nice" for him, boxed with the envelope inside, as a gratuity.

If you can's get the "ass" you want, consult with Dr Mauricio Goldstein, former screen star and now a purveyor of "silly putty" body sculpting. (A few words of caution: In the event that you go for the "butt" implants, DO NOT take yourself to the beach to display your new "goods" whilst lolling on the sand in the sun as the implants must have adequate time to "cure"; otherwise, the implants, in becoming heated, can flatten out leaving you with a "width berth" rather than a "bubble butt".

Hmmm. . .when Rafael's "butt" implants hit the pavement, the reading will be a "10" on the Richter scale. . .gravity, gentlemen, always wins the game in the end.

SWEET POTATO PIE & HUSH MY MOUTH!!! GOD IS HIS PIMP???

Sexual orientation confusion, mixed signals? In his promotional literature, he purports to have "signed up" by mistake, that, he is "straight 8" for women only, but, he then posts an additional ten photographs evidencing a fabulous physique and five additional video clips "showing off" the "goods".

Sad, but, plainly put, that's "show biz". The show must go on. . .Jay Mir on ticktock serves to amuse.

A bank loan and change to have your "head examined" by a professional. . .