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Who's going to be the first one to take one for the team and report back? I wouldn't mind seeing him next time he's in Miami, if the council approves.

Weapon of ass destruction 😨

He's brought his prices down to a more reasonable $150, so I thought why not. Good looking guy, insanely hot, tight body. Thought session was going great; MN and MT throughout, HE was commencing...and then he offers an upcharge to "full service." Ugh.

He had a massage table, so I guess that part was legit. Pics are very accurate, he's a handsome guy, short(er than me) and slim. Started the massage on my legs, which I actually appreciated, mostly hamstrings and calves and a generous rubbing of his bulge on my feet (no complaints from me to start). 15-20 minutes later though he's still massaging my legs 😒 Finally after some light upper back and glutes I turned over and he starts the sensual portion of the session pretty quickly. When I'm at full attention he offers to help for a little extra. Mind you, the session was $150 for 45mins, yes I know, but I'm a sucker for a pretty face sometimes. So I asked if he was seriously going to charge an xtra $50 to finish something he started, on top of what was already a very pricey session, and considering I had asked him to confirm his rate before booking. I left happy, on the house...but not really. I get it, he's just trying to make a living and we kind of hit it off, so I thought about going back for a second session with all the xtras but that's on hold for right now.

Does anyone know the type of massage one will get from this interestingly monikered provider? RAPEMASSAGE on RentMasseur RENTMASSEUR.COM View my profile on RentMasseur.com

Massage was alright, he advertised sensual/erotic but kept so far away that I would have needed elastic hands to reach him. As the hour was nearing completion he asked if I wanted the ending to be happy and I declined. He probably has a type and I wasn't it and it seems that transferred into what became a lackluster session (for me). On top of that the weather was horrible, near hurricane rains, I got soaked getting there from the flooded parking lot across the street so I was hoping for something nice and was extra annoyed it wasn't. Surprisingly we had a wonderful 15minute conversation after the massage, nice guy...that I would never go back to.

Which is a shame because you would be much more impressed by his ad if he listed his age as 65

This bothers me less than the duck lips trend of years past 🦆

I must be in the minority but I tend to like them new, when it isn’t a TGTBT situation. If I were there I would be on his table today.

Stick with your gut instinct and pass.

Wow, thick and delicious. LA is very lucky recently.

Anyone see this new hottie out of Miami? He's been in MF a few weeks now. Might take the plunge this wknd but wanted to ask first. Lucasmasse on RentMasseur RENTMASSEUR.COM View my profile on RentMasseur.com

You dodged a bullet. I've had one or two completely flip on me when I asked them to confirm the price and then got a number that was higher than their ad. Like, sir, you wrote your ad, not me. It's gotten to the point where I don't even ask anymore, I just give what the ad says...and whatever the tip they earn based on service provided.

Agreed, I've gone the str8 masseur route, usually for a change of pace (but sometimes because I've done everyone else). The last one I saw, however, was my wife this and my wife that, which didn't bother me too much as we were talking relationships and generalities. When I turned over I was surprised that the ending started to get happy but also that he pulled out a very thick, very hard tool, which I got to play with for a bit. So you just never know.

Shill - noun. a person who poses as a customer in order to decoy others into participating, as at a gambling house, auction, confidence game, etc. a person who publicizes or praises something or someone for reasons of self-interest, personal profit, or friendship or loyalty.

I keep seeing YMMV but is there actually anyone whose mileage has varied? He sounds pretty legit therapeutic, with the general consensus being that he’s pricey but worth it. Did I miss anything?

Curious who you would recommend as being above average in the looks department. Serious question.

Handsome guy. For $170 you get a sensual massage and he’ll come…to you. Sounds like a win-win. I would pick the stretching, sensual and deep tissue. Might mix the order.

Someone’s gotta (hopefully) take one for the team. He’s always on the road, otherwise I’ll have to do what needs to be done the next time he’s back home in Miami.

I’ve seen him. Massage skills were mediocre at best, but he was just getting into massages then, he did have a table, that was a plus. After some aimless hand movements he got on the table for the tantric portion which turned into um, deep tissue.

Alex is back. Massage Therapy by Alex - massage/bodywork in Los Angeles, CA - masseurfinder

Nick who?

I had the biggest crush on Ali years ago. Yoyo, if you think there might be more for repeat visitors then it's sort of your duty to confirm that at this point and report back. I'll have to keep him on my short list for the next time I'm in LA, even if he is a little pricey for therapeutic.

He also looks absolutely delicious 🥵

I see what you did there... 😉