Fantasized about being in a threesome with Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton (extra shot if you're not a Yankees fan).
When you're watching a baseball game, keep track of when the guys with the best bodies are coming up to bat.
Rate football running backs by the quality of their biceps and/or butts.
While watching a soccer game, wish they would pull of their pants rather than their shirts after a goal. (Most soccer players have much better legs than upper bodies IMHO.)
Realized that most of/all the TV series you follow have one thing in common: the cast includes at least one guy whom, if gay, you'd date.
Whether on line or in person, picked up or been picked up by some guy immensely hotter than you are and are still wondering (a) how/why it happened, and (b) why it can't happen daily instead of once a decade.
In the middle of a northern winter with snow on the ground, fucked a guy outside with both of you wearing your winter coats; (extra shot) same scenario, but on a NYC fire escape.
Contracted an STD and needed to tell at least one other guy.
Had to learn how to cure your hairy self of body lice (a/k/a crabs).