By every measure, this should be like shooting fish in a barrel, but coming up totally short. It's getting down to the wire and can't find anyone really, so here we are.
Backstory: My buddy and I are looking for a non-traditional escort for next weekend in NYC. We're both mostly straight (that's always debatable but just go with it for a moment), both married and both have a family, and we both LOVE to get sucked off. We're pretty dominant and have a rare chance to grab a room in the city and spend two nights this coming weekend. I've known him for a while and we never get to do this.
Problem is the type of guy that legit turns our crank is a mid-30's to mid-50's dad type, some grey hair, 220-260 lbs, clean cut, with a great belly, and totally submissive. I mean someone who can just get on their knees and suck both our dicks for over an hour. That's how submissive.
I know they're out there because I can easily pick up someone like that on the sidewalk at random, but that's a game and I need to schedule something in a short window. Every person I see on the apps and escort sites is pretty jacked and while that's hot, I can't find anyone who seems to fit the profile. Shit, maybe there's a huge market here that is underdeveloped that I can figure out how to monitize one day. But for now,
Hope this makes sense. If we can't find anything, we'll probably just head out to a few bars next weekend and take our chances. It's an option, but ordering in is preferred.
Any suggestions? Totally serious here and not just trying to tell a good story.