Can I lose my Gay Card over this???

[Guest Dan]

Lately, when I go out, it seems that invariably, my penis ends up in someone's mouth, either in a bar or on the ride home. I'm at a point, that when these things occur, I'm no longer suprised but figure "well, yeah, of course, that's how it is."

 

But last night, was the wildest: I went home with a man and woman and fucked both of them.

 

After they left, I was thinking, "damn, what the hell do I have going here? Maybe I should sell it!" Then I remembered, I DO!!!

 

Dan Dare

http://www.geocities.com/dandare_laca/DanDare4Hire.html

[Guest empire]

http://www.amvenfood.org/picts/gay_porn_card.jpeg

You don't actually lose it however, it will be suspended for one week

[mmk]

well Dan, the loss of your gay card would depend on how you answer the following question-

 

before you started fooling around with guys and coming to the full realization that you were gay, did you date or fuck women?

 

1)if the answer is yes, the you would only receive a suspension on the card, not a total loss.

 

2)if the answer is no, you never fucked women before, then you are a closet pussy eating breeder and must give up your gay card (and you skin care products)

[+ Hoover42]

Pervert!!

 

...Hoover

[Guest skrubber]

That's it, you're done.

[ready182]

If you fucked the girl only in the ass, we will excuse you just this once.

[jackhammer91406]

YOU'RE GAY?????? }(

[Guest Dan]

Thanks! I guess the consensus means that I'm on suspension! Should I should postpone all appointments this week, or just issue a dislcosure???

 

 

Dan Dare

http://www.geocities.com/dandare_laca/DanDare4Hire.html

[jackhammer91406]

Naw, just a simple banner saying ALL TEAMS SERVED

[Guest Dan]

>If you fucked the girl only in the ass, we will excuse you

>just this once.

 

Gross, Dude! What do you think, I'm queer????

 

 

Dan Dare

http://www.geocities.com/dandare_laca/DanDare4Hire.html

[Juan Vancouver]

Dan, you are in serious trouble, my friend

 

Dan,

 

I am very pissed off at you and will move every single little bit of influence in the Department of Gay Affairs unless you disclose (only to me, of course) the names and contact info of those pervs...

Were they any fun?

Do they like latinos?

Are they hot?

 

The long arm of the lust will not rest until full disclosure is achieved.

 

I want to know it all! :9

[Guest Dan]

RE: Dan, you are in serious trouble, my friend

 

>Dan,

>

>I am very pissed off at you and will move every single little

>bit of influence in the Department of Gay Affairs unless you

>disclose (only to me, of course) the names and contact info of

>those pervs...

>Were they any fun?

YES! And I have to admit that it was fun being with someone who IS a girl compared to someone who ACTS like one!

>Do they like latinos?

Can't tell you. I'm not and I ain't pimpin'!!!

>Are they hot?

To be honest, he definitely was and she wasn't bad either.

>

>The long arm of the lust will not rest until full disclosure

>is achieved.

>

>I want to know it all! :9

>

>

 

Actually Juan, next time you're in L.A. give me a shout and you'll see why it happened to ME!!!!

 

Dan Dare

http://www.geocities.com/dandare_laca/DanDare4Hire.html