Another Brokeback Parody - The Brokeback Shopping List

[+ ArVaGuy]

I know we have seen a lot of these BBM parodies from Bert & Ernie to Top Gun movie trailers. Here we have the Brokeback Mountain Weekely Shopping List.

 

Brokeback Mountain Weekly Shopping List

 

WEEK ONE

 

Beans

Bacon

Coffee

Whiskey

 

WEEK TWO

 

Beans

Ham

Coffee

Whiskey

 

WEEK THREE

 

Beans

Bacon

Coffee

Whiskey

K-Y

 

WEEK FOUR

 

Beans

Pancetta

Coffee (espresso grind)

Whiskey

2 tubes K-Y

 

WEEK FIVE

 

Fresh Fava beans

Jasmine rice

Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced

Medallions of veal

Porcini mushrooms

1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream

1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long

5-6 bottles good Chardonnay

1 large bottle Astro-glide

 

WEEK SIX

 

Yukon Gold potatoes

Heavy whipping cream

Asparagus (very thin)

Eggs

Lemons

Gruyere cheese (well aged)

Walnuts

Arugula

Butter

Olive oil

Balsamic vinegar

6 yards white silk organdy

6 yards pale ivory taffeta

Case of Chardonnay

Large tin Crisco

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

truly LOL!

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[+ ArVaGuy]

Thank you.