Since somebody brought up sex toys....

[+ friendofsheila]

Is there anybody else out there who, like me, simply cannot handle the dildos that are sold in the gay sex shops? I mean, really: the size of those things! I've tried them and they are simply too big (in diameter) for me. It got to the point where it was only a once-a-year event using the one I bought because it was just so bloody big and such an effort. Nowadays, I don't even bother with them anymore.

 

And when I decided I needed to find one that had the balls that acted like a stand/flange/handle, they were only available EVEN BIGGER. I remember feeling some relief going in to Good Vibrations and seeing that they offered stuff that was rather smaller.

 

Maybe I just never looked in the right places. Or maybe I haven't "graduated" up to what most guys can handle.

[SAdler]

>the dildos that are sold in the gay sex shops?

 

I think that's your problem. Go to a straight sex shop. I've been spending a lot of time at The Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood...

 

--it's just a small expansion of sexual repertoire ... that's my story and I'm stickin' to it--

 

or any other erotic novelty store that isn't in a gayborhood. You'd be surprised at their selection. I've seen some in there smally than my index figer or thumb. I'm sure you can find one to your liking there.

 

Better yet. Hire an escort whom you deem to have the perfect penis, pay their kink rate and bring one of those clone-a-willy kits to the session. I bet that would go over well. Heh heh

[JT Brooklyn]

Very True Guys. Most of the Sex Shops in Greenwich Village are Owned and run by Pakistani's or Indian's. And what they seem to think, Gay Guys get Slid up their Butts is hysterical!

IF they spent a little time actually looking at the DVD'S they sell, they would see what Fits real nice, where the Sun don't shine, for that "Good Time Feeling"! :+

[+ friendofsheila]

>>the dildos that are sold in the gay sex shops?

>

>I think that's your problem. Go to a straight sex shop. I've

>been spending a lot of time at The Pleasure Chest in West

>Hollywood...

>

>--it's just a small expansion of sexual repertoire ... that's

>my story and I'm stickin' to it--

>

 

Naughty Scotty's got his hand in the cookie jar again! Tsk, tsk!

 

:O)

 

I'm sure you can

>find one to your liking there.

 

Actually The Pleasure Chest in WeHo was the first place I bought one. There were some real monsters in there back then (probably 1990?). It sounds like they've changed since then.

 

>

>Better yet. Hire an escort whom you deem to have the perfect

>penis, pay their kink rate and bring one of those

>clone-a-willy kits to the session. I bet that would go over

>well. Heh heh

 

Woo Hoo! Great idea. Maybe after I've finished starving at slave-labor wages while I finish my degree...