Too Sexy for His Life

[+ friendofsheila]

I watched a documentary on PBS recently about little people and was startled by how much of a chore it seemed for a couple who were just doing their laundry. Dealing with appliances meant for average-sized people made much more inconvenience for them.

 

It got me thinking: What must it be like for men who are "too hot"? ;0)

 

Does Steven Draker have to deal with too many waiters who "accidentally" spill liquids on his shirt then offer to lick it off for him?

 

Does Rick Munroe have to clamp his ass shut every time he bends over in public, to prevent unexpected tonguings?

 

Does Eric "Ript4hire" in NY have to swerve to avoid priests who oddly slump to their knees on city sidewalks for a spot of unscheduled prayer just when he's walking towards them?

 

There's a documentary in all this... Who's got a video camera I can borrow?

 

 

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