Cliff Notes Version of Star Wars

[eastbayguy]

I know all you Star Wars fans out there in Message Center Land are eagerly awaiting the upcoming release of the last sequel. For everyone else, here's Star Wars the way you always wanted to see it.

 

http://www.newgrounds.com/video/SWE3_med.mov

 

At risk of spoiling the plot, this version includes the agonizing death of Jar Jar Binks. You can also hear a very gay Darth Vader exclaim "This helmet is chafing my eyebrows"! Look quickly and note the Ben & Jerry's flavor and a few other well hidden sight gags.

 

--EBG

[BobbyB]

Yikes, it looks like Anakin made the mistake of trying to shave with his light sabre! (Sigh) I fear we might have erred by sending him to the Dark Side Boarding School... x(

 

- BobbyB

[eastbayguy]

My favorite was the drawing of the "Sphere of Fear" on the note paper labled "From The Desk Of The Emperor".

 

--EBG