Making an escort the pizza boy?

[hornytwells]

I've heard of similar tactics working, hotel room service & bellmen too

Oh yes it has on occasion too! Even here in NYC altho I am more discreet what with living in a doorman building etc

[BaronArtz]

A few years ago I had this huge crush on my UPS delivery guy. I thought of him as gay or bi-curious. So I sent a package to myself. When the hot UPS guy delivered it, I opened the door with just my undies on. I told him - Excuse me, I would like to give you a tip. But my wallet is in the bedroom. Mind coming in for a moment'? And he DID. Deliver.

[BaronArtz]

Oh yes it has on occasion too! Even here in NYC altho I am more discreet what with living in a doorman building etc

 

Did you seduce the doorman in your building, hornytwells? That's HOT ...

[hornytwells]

Did you seduce the doorman in your building, hornytwells? That's HOT ...

Hahah, no I havent gotten that far! I meant I have had success with delivery boys but am more guarded with my techniques due to their being doormen and supers etc.......

[+ friendofsheila]

I'd be too nervous to "wing it," so I'm going to try scripting this in advance.

 

SFX: Phone ringing

 

FOS: Hello? (acting as if I don't know who it is)

 

EWAA*: (Offscreen) Totally Healthy Crap!

 

FOS: Oh, good my food is here.

 

(looks around the room) Um, the apartment is a mess. Can you just leave it at the door and take my credit card number on the phone??

 

Oh, wait, that won't work. I'll try writing this again later.

 

*Escort with Awesome Ass

[LookingAround]

A friend of mine once worked for UPS or fed ex and fucked a guy in the back of the truck!

[+ Eric Hassan]

About 9 years ago, I had an apartment in Brooklyn and was having some electrical work done. The electrician was this dude who was about 5'8" and probably weighed 190 - he was a total muscle bull. I hovered and asked questions (and stared at his bulge) while he was working, and somehow he brought up using Yahoo Messenger (that was a thing in 2008). I don't remember how the conversation proceeded, but it was clear to me that this guy was probably straight-identified and very bendy.

 

He didn't complete the job on his first visit and was going to come back the following morning. He did and this time it was pretty clear to me that all I would need to do is ask and he'd let me blow him. I asked. He told me I could blow him but it would need to be fairly quick because his company had a GPS tracker on his work vehicle and they would be monitoring how long it took him to do jobs (this was a last detail - about a 5 minute job). Of course, I complied - I love sucking cock and I'm really good at it, so I was fairly certain I could get him off in about a minute. Which I did. He had a huge, thick cock.

 

He came back again a few days later just to get a blowjob. He came in and then left within three minutes.

 

I saw him on Yahoo Messenger a few days later and said hello. He didn't respond and I never saw him again. At least I got his cum. And quickly! - leaving plenty of time in my day to get errands done - or suck a lot more cock.

[Bearofdistinction]

I have a workman story and pizza boy story --

 

The Cable Dude -- So been having problem with getting the cable installed in a new house - they agreed to send a Tech Supervisor -- HOT HOT Latin Guy about 30 5'9 170 Nice arms and legs in tight shorts and company shirt - with hairy chest popping out -- he is working - I am following - we are talking - Im dreaming about his ass and bulge -- I am very openly gay but not flamboyant -- so he goes to bring the new wire into the Living Room TV - sees the Gay Porn in the Cabinet and says

 

(right hand to god) "I got into some of this when I was in prison for car theft . . . I like to flip fuck where do you wanna do this . . . " Well I had free premiums for about 2 years and he became a pretty regular visitor when working in the neighborhood

 

The Chicken Wing Wonder -- I was living in a high rise about 3 blocks off a college campus and I worked until 2-3am most nights. I would make it just in time for a couple quick drinks at the nearby gay bar == then call for delivery from this place that specialized in Great Chix Wings - like 15 varieties and I would order for their last delivery of the night at 4am and prepay with a Credit Card == I always requested the same delivery guy --- Bobbi -- A Lightweight Bodybuilder and Gymnast -- sweet lil greek boy with the most beautiful brown eyes, cocksucker lips and the dumbo ears to go with - he was about 5'3 about 145 built light fur when not shaved 7+ and uncut.

 

Id always order a pint of Ice Cream which they also delivered because Bobbi loved food play. So when he was good he got to eat ice cream out of my ass and off my cock == when he was bad - Id fuck his ass with the Thermo-Nuclear Hot Sauced wings -- After that and some other play he would cuddle up between my legs and sleep with my cock in his mouth all night and thru the first piss and load of the morning . . . This went on for about 2 years till he graduated . . .

 

Last thing I heard about Bobbi is that he became a Youth Minister (he did say Oh God ALOT) and I bet he is very popular!

[+ friendofsheila]

I'd be too nervous to "wing it," so I'm going to try scripting this in advance.

 

SFX: Phone ringing

 

FOS: Hello? (acting as if I don't know who it is)

 

EWAA*: (Offscreen) Totally Healthy Crap!

 

FOS: Oh, good my food is here.

 

(looks around the room) Um, the apartment is a mess. Can you just leave it at the door and take my credit card number on the phone??

 

Oh, wait, that won't work. I'll try writing this again later.

 

*Escort with Awesome Ass

 

 

Okay, so I'll start up again from the part where I messed up.

 

FOS: Oh, hi! I'll buzz you in.

 

SFX: KNOCKING ON APARTMENT DOOR

FOS UNLOCKS DOOR AND OPENS IT

 

FOS: Oh, great, my food is here. Um, I said that already, didn't I? Oh well, okay.

Um, well, why don't you come in? I'll just clear a path in the piles of gin bottles and empty boxes of extra-strength suppositories for you to get inside...

 

 

Oh, rats that doesn't work either. Here, I'll do it again.

[+ friendofsheila]

Okay, so I'll start up again from the part where I messed up.

 

FOS: Oh, hi! I'll buzz you in.

 

SFX: KNOCKING ON APARTMENT DOOR

FOS UNLOCKS DOOR AND OPENS IT

 

FOS: Oh, great, my food is here. Um, I said that already, didn't I? Oh well, okay.

Um, well, why don't you come in? I'll just clear a path in the piles of gin bottles and empty boxes of extra-strength suppositories for you to get inside...

 

 

Oh, rats that doesn't work either. Here, I'll do it again.

 

FOS: Oh, hi! I'll buzz you in.

 

SFX: SOUNDS OF LAST-MINUTE CLEANING INSIDE APARTMENT. THEN EWAA KNOCKS ON APARTMENT DOOR.

DOOR OPENS

 

FOS: Oh, great, my food is here. C'mon in. I'll get my cash while you put the food over on the table.

 

EWAA SASHAYS OVER TO THE TABLE CASUALLY. REALLY CASUALLY, SO FOS CAN ADMIRE EWAA'S AA.

 

FOS (from the next room):

Hey, today is National Speedo Day. I'm wearing mine, are you?

 

EWAA: Um, I didn't know....

 

FOS (POPS HIS HEAD INTO THE ROOM):

Yeah, so if you want, I've got some extra Speedos over in the bathroom you can put on. Right now. While you're here.

 

EWAA (SMILES AND RAISES ONE EYEBROW RAKISHLY):

Oh, yeah?

 

FOS: Yeah, just don't open the shower curtain because it's a real mess....

 

Oops, I did it again.

[AdamSmith]

Okay, so I'll start up again from the part where I messed up.

 

FOS: Oh, hi! I'll buzz you in.

 

SFX: KNOCKING ON APARTMENT DOOR

FOS UNLOCKS DOOR AND OPENS IT

 

FOS: Oh, great, my food is here. Um, I said that already, didn't I? Oh well, okay.

Um, well, why don't you come in? I'll just clear a path in the piles of gin bottles and empty boxes of extra-strength suppositories for you to get inside...

 

 

Oh, rats that doesn't work either. Here, I'll do it again.

LMFAO

 

[+ friendofsheila]

I paid a focus group and learned that this is the problem:

 

I'm giving too much of the dialogue to me. I've met some escorts who were Quite the Chatty Cathy; maybe they can take over where I messed up?

 

FOS: Oh, great, my food is here. C'mon in. I'll get my cash while you put the food over on the table.

 

EWAA SASHAYS OVER TO THE TABLE, CASUALLY. REALLY CASUALLY, SO FOS CAN ADMIRE EWAA'S AA.

 

EWAA: Hey, I don't want to mess up the pipe cleaner art project you've got going on this table. What is it anyway?

 

FOS: It's a 3x scale model of Hugh Jackman's legs and ass.

 

EWAA: Yeah, nice. So I'll just put the pizza over here on your bed.

 

EWAA SASHAYS OVER TO THE BED, CASUALLY.

 

EWAA: Hey, what's that black velvet painting over your bed?

 

FOS: That's from the TV show "Friends". It's Ross eating Joey's ass.

 

EWAA(BRIGHTENING):

Did you paint that yourself? Because if you did, and you need nude male models, I'm a nude male model. Well, I want to be one, but I'm sure I could do it.

 

FOS (TRYING TO SOUND DOUBTFUL): Really?

 

EWAA: Oh, yeah, totally, I could totally do it. I work out, and I've been practicing not wearing clothes.

 

FOS (TRYING NOT TREMBLE WITH EXCITEMENT WHILE SAYING THIS):

I don't know. You'd have to stand still.

 

EWAA: I can stand still! While I'm naked, too! Here, watch.

 

EWAA STARTS PULLING OFF HIS CLOTHES, VERY QUICKLY. THEY'RE REALLY TIGHT SO HE FALLS DOWN STRUGGLING TO GET OUT OF HIS JEANS.

 

I can do it just like in that picture!

 

FOS (BARELY ABLE TO TALK BECAUSE HIS MOUTH IS FILLING WITH DROOL, HE STILL MANAGES TO SAY): That's not a picture. It's a painting.

 

EWAA (IGNORING FOS, HE POSES LIKE THE PAINTING):

Look, see. I can stand still, be naked, and even while a guy is eating my ass!

 

FOS (LOOKING A LITTLE WOOZY FROM ALL THE IMAGERY):

I don't know. I might want you to eat my... eat his ass.

 

EWAA: I can do both. I can. I'll prove it to you. Just pay me the $200 for the pizza and I'll show you, right now.