Come sit on me!

[marylander1940]

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[escortrod]

Only #2, 3 and 5 would be going anywhere near my ass. I'd be worried that #1 would come out the other end!

[body2body]

The pic of the first guy brings to mind a friend, who when confronted with an enormous dick, looked at the guy and said

" what do you expect me to do with that, throw it over my shoulder and burp it?"

[instudiocity]

The pic of the first guy brings to mind a friend, who when confronted with an enormous dick, looked at the guy and said

" what do you expect me to do with that, throw it over my shoulder and burp it?"

 

Only if your shoulder is rated for 1 & 1/2 tons.

[Nvr2thick4me]

#1 is perfect for me

[whipped guy]

Reminds me of the guy who supposedly had one of the longest measured dicks on record complaining that every time he sat on a toilet his dick would be submerged in water... I guess there's a downside to everything!