Only True in Porn

[TruthBTold]

Great shots but a waste of good jazz.

 

I agree never waste any Dizzy Gillespie.

[+ glennnn]

Why do porn actors keep their mouths open but seldom get most of the load in their mouths? The viewing audience is likely more impressed with facials.

 

I HATE to see perfectly good cum go to waste. I was taught to gratefully eat all of my dinner. I just open wide, close my eyes and think of all the hungry gays in WeHo doing without!

[+ Eric Hassan]

I HATE to see perfectly good cum go to waste. I was taught to gratefully eat all of my dinner. I just open wide, close my eyes and think of all the hungry gays in WeHo doing without!

 

I don't understand how a blown load is ever a waste!

[escortrod]

I don't understand how a blown load is ever a waste!

Leviticus 15:16-19King James Version (KJV)

16 And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even.

[beachboy]

Leviticus 15:16-19King James Version (KJV)

16 And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even.

And in the even its ok to get 'unclean' again? Who knew the bible was also a sex guide?!

[Chuckball]

And in the even its ok to get 'unclean' again? Who knew the bible was also a sex guide?!

I guess the new modern version would be "Shower after sex."

[beachboy]

Could save time & shower during sex!

[+ friendofsheila]

what do you think are the most unlikely, unrealistic, and sometimes laughable expectations we get from porn?

 

 

Three-ways: they come together so effortlessly.

 

I mention this because an acquaintance in a gay gym locker room said that he and his husband had SUCH a difficult time finding a third who wanted them both.

 

He added with some annoyance, "Fairies are so PICKY!"

[Bearofdistinction]

How about how quickly someone can transition from an unsuspecting (i.e.: straight) or just unprepared guy to being a complete bottom with, again, no preparation. Jeez it takes me an hour of 'um, 'er, cleansing etc., to be ready. In porn, or written erotica, guys jump right into it.

 

That is because porn actors and escorts don't shit - the disgested matter just vaporizes like magic!

[+ LS299B]

Leviticus 15:16-19King James Version (KJV)

16 And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even.

 

Guilty as charged!

[Bearofdistinction]

No one ever gets shit or blood on the sheets.

 

or farts when getting fucked or fisted

[Bearofdistinction]

I do enjoy lying on my back......... Right, [uSER=9945]@funguy[/uSER]?

 

I enjoy doing it by the pool in Palm Springs

[Bearofdistinction]

A gentleman NEVER kisses and tells!

 

Or Rims and Runs till the job is done!

[beachboy]

Guilty as charged!

Ain't we all!

[AdamSmith]

Leviticus 15:16-19King James Version (KJV)

16 And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even.

Those tribes were beyond neurotic!

 

Deuteronomy 23:1 KJV

He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

[LADoug1]

The dirty talk is invariably cringe-worthy.

I actually like some verbal in porn. But the continuous "fuck yeah" is indeed a MAJOR turnoff.

[LADoug1]

How about how quickly someone can transition from an unsuspecting (i.e.: straight) or just unprepared guy to being a complete bottom with, again, no preparation. Jeez it takes me an hour of 'um, 'er, cleansing etc., to be ready. In porn, or written erotica, guys jump right into it.

+1000

[AdamSmith]

I actually like some verbal in porn. But the continuous "fuck yeah" is indeed a MAJOR turnoff.

Right! Dirty talk needs to be personalized to the situation and partner. Nothing is more a turnoff than rote recitation from that endless catalog of stupid stock phrases.

[hornytwells]

+1000

While this is of course true, would you actually prefer to see the necessary one hour preparations involved??.........porn is, after all, fantasy, it's not a documentary, lol

[LADoug1]

While this is of course true, would you actually prefer to see the necessary one hour preparations involved??.........porn is, after all, fantasy, it's not a documentary, lol

Of course not ! That would definitely be considered too much information!! Lol