Top 10 Blast From The Past

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April 06, 2000

 

 

Top Ten Things Elian Gonzalez's Dad Said His First Day In The United States

 

 

10. "You people are some Starbucks-lovin' sons of bitches."

 

9. "I want to thank your great land for not turning my young boy into a political football."

 

8. "Something's wrong with this television -- the picture's in color."

 

7. "Elian can wait -- first I visit the grave of Ricky Ricardo."

 

6. "I will only be interviewed by respected ABC newsman Leonardo DiCaprio."

 

5. "Does anyone know who shot J.R.?"

 

4. "I don't care if you are from the Yankees -- I can't pitch."

 

3. "I have just heard a shocking story about your President Clinton and our cigars."

 

2. "As long as I'm here, I also want to take back Jennifer Lopez."

 

1. "What's a Regis?"