I Have Never Laughed So Hard

[SmallTownJohn]

Howdy from Philly,

 

I have a Butterfinger bar and a pint of milk laying in bed watching the Tonight Show in my hotel room. Tim Robbins came on and signed Jay's motorcycle...my partner is at the computer desk looking up Florida hotel info on our laptop.

 

I say, "Did you hear a knock?" He jumps up & opens the door. I can't see anything but I hear "No...no...wasn't me...my partner...yeah a guy..." The only other voice I hear is a girl asking, "So, do you want to party?" Then my bf kicks in the Ralphie May classic "Honey, do we need any pussy?" I jump up and run around the corner to the door. And he's already shutting the door.

 

I ask him what the deal was...He said, "Twin Amber Frey looking hookers got the wrong room. She kept asking if I called someone. I kept saying no...she kept saying are you sure...I kept saying no I didn't call anyone. I'm watching the Tonight Show. She says, with another guy? I say yes, my partner. She was on the cell phone the entire time & decided to bust out with "So...do you want to party?" I yelled at you...she & her friend looked shocked & I shut the door."

 

After telling me this, he did pick up the phone, dialed zero & told the operator, "Ma'am, two blond #### are selling pussy door-to-door. I DO NOT appreciate this. Yes, Ma'am...skinny blondes...two fo them...ninth floor...thanks!"

 

We have been laughing our asses off. Green Day is going to be on Carson Daly soon so I'm off.

 

BTW, if you need pussy door-to-door...Philly Waterfront is the place!

 

John

http://www.stj1.com

[noviceny]

Now that should be on a reality show !!!:-) :-)

[Guest zipperzone]

Sure it wasn't Paris Hilton?

[Guest skrubber]

Should have invited them in John. I think they would have liked you.

[Candyman]

John-from what I've been told thats no Butterfinger bar in your bed :9

 

Remember I'm the Candyman and as a expert I know the difference }(

 

 

Philly the city of Brotherly Love-don't you just love it

 

 

Have good trip and yual cum back soon

[eastbayguy]

>BTW, if you need pussy door-to-door...Philly Waterfront is the

>place!

 

Who knew you had such a strong anti-cat bias?

 

:+

 

--EBG