GOP Convention Cleveland

[instudiocity]

How do you blow someone with a cellphone?

(Sorry, I just had to do it since we've been having grammar lessons!)

Say goodnight, Gracie.

Well, funguy is correct, he is sorry, as in sorry old so and so.

[marylander1940]

I got am email from the RNC not to bring this kind of douche...

 

http://petapixel.com/assets/uploads/2012/03/bulb_mini.jpg

 

and to bring this other kind that is also more old fashion.

 

http://www.dhresource.com/0x0s/f2-albu-g1-M01-46-93-rBVaGVXy7PaAejhoAABTomHNGAc384.jpg/wholesale-1200ml-large-capacity-anal-douche.jpg

[Despardo]

I got am email from the RNC not to bring this kind of douche...

 

http://petapixel.com/assets/uploads/2012/03/bulb_mini.jpg

 

and to bring this other kind that is also more old fashion.

 

http://www.dhresource.com/0x0s/f2-albu-g1-M01-46-93-rBVaGVXy7PaAejhoAABTomHNGAc384.jpg/wholesale-1200ml-large-capacity-anal-douche.jpg

I generally travel with the more traditional kind.

[marylander1940]

I generally travel with the more traditional kind.

 

not on your carry on, make sure you check it!

 

Wrong way

 

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/An-airport-customs-officer-finds-a-sex-toy-in-a-passengers-hand-luggage.jpg

 

Right way

 

http://7d.blogs.com/.a/6a00d83451b91969e20133f0ed3f5f970b-pi

[+ glennnn]

I like to go thru security with a 12inch dildo in my tightie whities and pray for a pat down. The secret is to keep a "straight" face.....whatever that might be.

[bobchitown]

How do you blow someone with a cellphone?

(Sorry, I just had to do it since we've been having grammar lessons!)

 

I was wondering the same thing. I assume it involves an app.