Tracking Cows

[jackhammer91406]

COW TRACKING

 

Is it just me? Does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago? They can track it right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that cow ate. They can also track her calves right to their stalls and tell you what kind of feed they ate.

 

But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around in the country, including people that are trying to blow up important structures in the U.S.

 

My solution is to give every illegal alien a cow as soon as they enter the country.

[jaden]

LOL.

 

 

How..

 

(cutely)absurd.

 

 

[Ignoto]

It's easy to track Canadian cows. Just look for the ones that speak French.

 

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UNB reverses immersion program decision

 

Last Updated Wed, 07 Jul 2004 23:23:32

 

FREDERICTON (CBC) - The University of New Brunswick Wednesday reversed a controversial decision to bar a blind man and his guide dog from an English immersion program.

 

Yvan Tessier was refused entry to a five-week summer English program because his guide dog Pavot only understands French commands.

 

After receiving a flood of media calls from around the world, the university has announced it will allow Tessier in the course.

 

"We had to ensure that UNB could adapt the program to maximize Mr. Tessier's learning," said Judith Potter, the director of UNB's College of Extended Learning.

 

"We also needed to create as safe an environment as possible and respect the promises that have been made to the other students. We now have had time to do that."

 

The Trois-Rivieres native is expected to join the program, which started July 4, on Thursday.

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[Nvr2Thick]

>It's easy to track Canadian cows. Just look for the ones

>that speak French.

>

 

Meaux.