No more "Silent but deadly"?

[Guest]

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[Guest]

I feel a song coming on...

 

This song made it to #3 in South Africa in 1985!

[Brian Kevin]

My toot toot, dont mess with my TOOT TOOT

[Guest]

Hey, all this had me researching this song, and this song actually has a wide influence in the musical world. I think that the Jean Knight version was the first I'd heard, but it seems it began as a "swamp blues" song by Rockin' Sidney, who died at an early age of 59 from throat cancer...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHlhJL3IlsQ

[Guest]

I never knew that the venerable Fats Domino did a version. I was even more amazed to learn that Fats Domino is still alive!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTKgpc-s5j0

[Guest]

Then the Colombian group "La Sonora Dinamita" did a salsa version!

[Guest]

Goodness. It even made it to the South Seas! I can't tell if this guy is Tongan or Samoan...

[Guest]

Wow. I looked up the price of those underwear in amazon. Not cheap at $47 a pair! And you have to wash them separately in baking soda only, or they lose their intended purpose: any scent or fabric softener in the detergent, and they're ruined. I guess I'll just resort to the standby of blaming someone next to me!

http://www.amazon.com/Shreddies-USA-SHRHPSML-Flatulence-Filtering/product-reviews/B00LIQ7WOM/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_btm?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

 

 

• He who observed it served it.

• He who detected it ejected it.

• Whoever rhymed it crimed it.

• Whoever spoke last set off the blast.

• Whoever smelt it dealt it.

• Whoever denied it supplied it.

• The one who speaks is the one who reeks.

• The smeller's the feller.

• He who inculpated promulgated.

• The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse.

• Whoever pokes fun is the smoking gun.

• He who accuses blew the fuses.

• Whoever said the rhyme did the crime.

• He who refuted it tooted it.

• He who pointed the finger pulled the finger.

• He who articulated it particulated it.

• He who deduced it produced it.

• She who sniffed it biffed it.

• The slanderer made the gland error.

• He who eulogized it aerosolized it.

[Guest]

Wikipedia has an even longer list of inculpatory pronouncements:

• He/She who declared it blared it.
  
• He/She who observed it served it.
  
• He/She who detected it ejected it.
  
• He/She who rejected it respected it.
  
• He/She who said the rhyme did the crime.
  
• Whoever spoke last set off the blast.
  
• Whoever smelt it dealt it.
  
• Whoever denied it supplied it.
  
• The next person who speaks is the person who reeks.
  
• The smeller's the feller.
  
• He/She who inculpated promulgated.
  
• The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse.
  
• Whoever's poking fun is the smoking gun
  
• He/She who accuses blew the fuses.
  
• He/She who refuted it tooted it.
  
• He/She who pointed the finger pulled the trigger.
  
• He/She who articulated it particulated it.
  
• He/She who deduced it produced it.
  
• He/She who was a smart-ass has a fart-ass
  
• He/She who sniffed it biffed it.
  
• The slanderer made the gland error.
  
• He/She who eulogized it aerosolized it.
  
• Whoever makes the joke makes the ass smoke.
  
• He/She who rapped it cracked it.
  
• Whoever rebuts it cuts it.
  
• Whoever said the rap did the crap.
  
• Whoever spoke it broke it.
  
• Whoever asked it gassed it.
  
• Whoever started it farted it.
  
• Whoever explained it ordained it.
  
• Whoever described it supplied it.
  
• Whoever thunk it stunk it.
  
• Whoever whiffed it biffed it.
  
• Whoever resented it, presented it.
  
• Whoever accused it, effused it.
  
• Whoever spoke the words is baking the turds.
  
• He/She who did the verse made it worse.
  
• He/She who painted fainted.
  
• The one who smelled is the one who expelled.
  
• The smeller's the feller that turned the propeller.
  
• He/She who circulated it perpetrated it.
  
• He/She who refuses it diffuses it.
  
• Whoever is squealing is concealing.
  
• He/She who enjoyed it deployed it.
  

[AdamSmith]

My papa had an exquisite appellation for the silent-but-deadly: a ladyfinger.

[MsGuy]

Unicorn, are you sure you aren't AdamSmith's stalking horse?

 

http://img15.deviantart.net/b8cd/i/2010/012/8/b/sailor_voodoo_doll_by_asderuki.jpg

 

Better get checked out by your local hoo doo priest just in case you're under some kind of zombie control spell.

[bigvalboy]

Well where I come from, Toot toot means something entirely different....

[AdamSmith]

Y'all are blowing my cover.

 

[AdamSmith]

My papa had an exquisite appellation for the silent-but-deadly: a ladyfinger.

Now I recall his complete taxonomy, ranging from least offensive to bystanders, to worst (excluding the 'ladyfinger' which is really unclassifiable):

• Fizz
  
• Fozz
  
• Fizz-fozz
  
• Tarry poot
  
• Juicy poot
  
• Tear-your-ass
  

[TruHart1]

Y'all are blowing my cover.

 

Well at least they're not blowing smoke UP your ass, AdamSmith!!!

 

TruHart1

[AdamSmith]

That comes next.

[MsGuy]

When I'm trying to act so cool but just end up blowing a smoke dick...

 

[Guest]

Well where I come from, Toot toot means something entirely different....

 

Of course, Unicorn farts smell of a fresh Spring rainbow....

 

http://i3.cpcache.com/product_zoom/791294349/cute_unicorn_fart_toot_womens_boy_brief.jpg?color=FuchsiaPink&height=460&width=460&padToSquare=true

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http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/why-unicorns-fart-rainbows.jpg

http://lowres.jantoo.com/history-tombs-mummy-kings-research-archeology-44830528_low.jpg

[bigvalboy]

Well done Unicorn...but to clarify.... Where I come from, Toot toot doesn't mean toot toot, it actually refers to toot toot... as in, I think I'll have a toot too.

[bigvalboy]