Twink Movie - White Squall

[Spida]

I was watching a horrible movie about a bunch of young good looking guys on a sail boat through the caribbean! And I just realized why shirtless really good looking twink looking guys. Scott Wolfe of party of six ryan phillipi and others, and Jeff Bridges is pretty hot in the movie also... Too many fantasies with this movie.. Anyone have any other bad movies you can't help but watch due to the great looking men??

[CT Dick]

Yes, I thought the same as you, especially that all that flesh ALMOST made up for the terrible plot.

Dick

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[Guest skrubber]

I watched White squall once. Lots of hotties in that movie. One movie I can't help but watch over and over is Tremors just to see that hottie Kevin Bacon.

 

Everybody loves Backa Baa.

[Guest bighugbearphx]

If you like BAD films with lots of eye candy (lots of cute twinks and young jocks spending lots of time shirtless or just in boxer briefs), check out some of the films of director David Decocteau, including "The Brotherhood" (and same title with 2 and 3 after it), "Leeches", "Wolves of Wall Street", "Voodoo Academy" and "Speed Demons." His films don't have gay stories or characters (except for "Leather Jacket Love Story"), but their girlfriends are not much more than part of the scenery, with the boys center stage, and the homoerotic quotient extremely high. It's obvious that he knows his target audience!

 

What's more, the films are so bad they are often funny. And he realizes it, as evidenced by his commentary on several of his DVDs (If you see "Voodoo Academy," make sure you get the DVD and not the VHS, which was "cleaned up" for distribution by Blockbuster), where he pokes fun of his characters' seeming compulsion to shed their shirts "for no apparent reason." "Leeches" is my personal favorite, the story of a college swim team that uses steroids, and sometimes swims in a local swimming hole, where the leeches feast on their steroid-charged blood and ... you guessed it ... become SUPER leeches terrorizing the campus! The special effects budget is likely about ten dollars, and Decocteau pokes fun in the commentary (the leeches are mostly sock puppets or wads of PlayDoh, and the "slime trail" they leave is Palmolive liquid detergent.) It's a hoot.

[BobbyB]

>Yes, I thought the same as you, especially that all that

>flesh ALMOST made up for the terrible plot.

 

Hmmm...I don't remember it being all that bad, but maybe that was just because all the blood in my brain had rushed to other body parts. I shall have to give it another wank...er, watch.

 

What's really terrible, however, is that it was a true story.

 

- BobbyB

[spiro3]

Truely the worst movie I ever wanked off to, in fact, maybe the worst movie I ever saw period was Chris Atkins' last movie " A Night in Heaven" where he plays a male stripper. The story line and everyone in the cast were just gawdawful( tho the movie was probably an acting stretch for Chris), but he was absolutely gorgeous and frequently scantily clad all thru the film. I think that movie ended his brief film career, such as it was......too bad he didn't go into gay porn!

[Guest Tristan]

RE: Chris Atkins

 

Now rent The Blue Lagoon starring Christopher Atkins and Brooke Shields. Great camera work with his body, but the beginning and end of his acting career. Terrible flick from 1980 with awful silly dialogue. Chris and Brooke survive a shipwreck and are marooned on an island, where they undergo puberty. See them develop sexual urges and Chris whack off sitting on a rock near the water so Brooke can't see him. She just keeps asking him what he's doing out there all the time.

 

You're right. Chris really should have gone into porn. He would have done much better than trying to act.