SEEKING ULTRA HIGH END CLIENT ... FOR ME

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

Fuck yeah! Now we're getting somewhere. Honest to God, I'm writing this from Dekalb, IL, which is I believe in his old House district, and a mere stone's throw from where he once embezzled and abused. This lead truly has promise.

 

Although, honestly, I am not sure how I'd look in orange, or how the prison thing would go. Surely that lies in his future. And as fertile as my imagination is, I don't find the gang rape scenario normally associated with slammer time to be compelling.

 

He should brush up on "Oz."

[+ stevenkesslar]

Sepp's got some time on his hands....and plenty of money of the reports are correct.

 

Holy Hand In The Cookie Jar, BVB.

 

Redneck or no, you are a fucking genius. Visa. Adidas. Coca Cola. Hyundai. Not only is the guy a rich old douche bag, but the possibilities for adding brand value to the extortion are endless.

 

http://www.forbes.com/sites/andrewcave/2015/05/28/is-sepp-blatters-resignation-from-fifa-really-orth-500-million/

 

Football’s ruling body reportedly pays Sepp Blatter $1 million a year but could see the brand value of its organization leap by $500 million if the 79-year-old Swiss president of FIFA resigns amid accusations of corruption within the body. Pressured “to do the right thing,” Blatter is resisting and refusing to step down. No wonder the sport is in such a mess with arithmetic like this.

 

First the sums. Sponsors Visa, McDonald’s. Coca-Cola, Hyundai, Budweiser and Adidas are each said to be parting with between $24 million to $44 million a year in return for building their brands through an association with international football, the World Cup and FIFA, the embattled organization that oversees it.

[+ WilliamM]

Too bad the rich guy Anna Nicole wed is straight and dead

[+ stevenkesslar]

Too bad the rich guy Anna Nicole wed is straight and dead

 

Never said I had a problem with necrophilia. Half the time when I'm topping it feels like I'm fucking a dead carcass anyway.

 

Does this by any chance involve distributions from a charitable trust?

[goodbeingbad]

Looks like the head of FIFA is going to have a little more free time on his hands. Maybe if you structured your fees as a "billable bribe" you would get his attention

[+ stevenkesslar]

I'm honestly more interested what if anything has Steven learned from the self-induced drama of the white twentysomething incall trend

 

Sheesh. You're a little slow on the uptake there, Barnaby.

 

Like I said in the other post. Us whores, we love our gay drama. Self-induced or otherwise.

 

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[robberbaron4u]

I daresay Mr. Kesslar defines "gay drama". That stated, I cannot think of anyone better to give the tap on my 10 gallon drum of morphine a full turn at the end of the "play" that is life.

 

Like I said in the other post. Us whores, we love our gay drama. Self-induced or otherwise.

 

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[+ stevenkesslar]

I daresay Mr. Kesslar defines "gay drama". That stated, I cannot think of anyone better to give the tap on my 10 gallon drum of morphine a full turn at the end of the "play" that is life.

 

Sorry. No druggies. You're eliminated.

 

Next.

[robberbaron4u]

Sorry. No druggies. You're eliminated.

 

Next.

Sweet potato pie and hush my mouth! I though the hump on my back was a consideration in my elimination. . .but, then, I really didn't know I had asked to be considered. . .

[+ stevenkesslar]

There's been so many posts and often paragraphs long, it's best to read slowly n'est-ce pas? Well, I appreciate the response and more importantly the brevity of it.

 

You know me. Only got 5 inches. I have no choice but to keep it short.

 

But seriously, in addition to facial reconstruction surgery, I am open to penile implants, ball extenders, adult circumcision, or other genital modifications, for a price. When you expect a rich John to give you a lot of money, the least you can do is offer to leave him a tip.

[+ stevenkesslar]

I'd call Danneeoo...

 

Damn BVB. Is that new avatar really you?

 

If it is, fuck Danneo. I want you for my sugar daddy, Mr. Buffet.

[bigvalboy]

Maybe it is, and maybe it isn't.....

[whipped guy]

He does not need to be whip smart...

 

Well I guess I'm out of the running!

[+ Gar1eth]

My gosh Steven. Your description of your perfect client- it's like you were the M.C. of This Is Your Life, Ralph Edwards, and describing me to a T.

 

Gman

 

"

 

Yes, G Man. Sounds like a potential match. Except for one incredibly important characteristic. The 1 % of the 1 % are White. .... Your avatar reveals you are Green. Please read the criteria, and please don't feel discriminated against. If it helps, feel free to be green with envy. Next.

 

Sigh!!!

 

 

Gman

[rguer]

Yes, G Man. Sounds like a potential match. Except for one incredibly important characteristic. The 1 % of the 1 % are White. Except for Oprah

 

Don't forget Carlos Slim! Sure, you'd have to move to Mexico, but it might be worth it. He could buy you a small town somewhere. Puerto Vallarta, perhaps.

[+ stevenkesslar]

Well I guess I'm out of the running!

 

Well, if you are talking about actual whips, I figured I'd leave the whole BDSM thing on the side until I figured out what rich bastard I'm getting my hooks into.

 

And frankly, I think that's another area in which an ultra high end client is going to prefer me over these hot shit twenty somethings. You know what a mega-rich sugar daddy is gonna see when he looks at a gorgeous A & F model with a perfect smile? Teeth marks! Shit, I'll have my teeth taken out for the right über rich patron. You think the son of a bitch is gonna take the risk that his wife goes to suck his cock and sees where some inexperienced twenty something bit his pecker? I don't think so! If you had any idea how these people with loads of money actually live, you know he ain't gonna tolerate a sloppy cock sucker for 5 seconds.

 

Bottom line: don't count yourself out just because you're a sadist. If you are talking about the moneyed elite, where my ultra high end client is to be found, you'd actually fit right in.

[whipped guy]

Well, if you are talking about actual whips, I figured I'd leave the whole BDSM thing on the side until I figured out what rich bastard I'm getting my hooks into.

 

And frankly, I think that's another area in which an ultra high end client is going to prefer me over these hot shit twenty somethings. You know what a mega-rich sugar daddy is gonna see when he looks at a gorgeous A & F model with a perfect smile? Teeth marks! Shit, I'll have my teeth taken out for the right über rich patron. You think the son of a bitch is gonna take the risk that his wife goes to suck his cock and sees where some inexperienced twenty something bit his pecker? I don't think so! If you had any idea how these people with loads of money actually live, you know he ain't gonna tolerate a sloppy cock sucker for 5 seconds.

 

Bottom loan: don't count yourself out just because you're a sadist. If you are talking about the moneyed elite, where my ultra high end client is to be found, you'd actually fit right in.

Well, lucky you! I am a purveyor of S&M on many levels. The whole edentulous blow job thing can be arranged quite easily. Plus, you are correct! It is indeed the ne plus ultra of oral delights!!!! as opposed to ........

[+ stevenkesslar]

Don't forget Carlos Slim! Sure, you'd have to move to Mexico, but it might be worth it. He could buy you a small town somewhere. Puerto Vallarta, perhaps.

 

Claro que si! Conoces a Carlos? Me encanta chupar su pinga. El se ofrecio' a hacerme su puto, pero quiere pagar en pesos. Si se le puedes convencer a pagar en dolares, tenemos un trato!

[+ stevenkesslar]

Well, lucky you! The whole edentulous blow job thing can be arranged quite easily. Plus, you are correct! It is indeed the ne plus ultra of oral delights!!!!

 

Dude, you sure said a mouthful. Is this a serious offer? If so, let me chew on it for a while.

 

[+ WilliamM]

Never said I had a problem with necrophilia. Half the time when I'm topping it feels like I'm fucking a dead carcass anyway.

 

Does this by any chance involve distributions from a charitable trust?

I guess Larry Birkhead the father of Anna's daughter is the person in charge. He is sexy, rich, probably bi and only 42.

[+ stevenkesslar]

I guess Larry Birkhead the father of Anna's daughter is the person in charge. He is sexy, rich, probably bi and only 42.

 

I don't know guys. Do you think I have what it takes to be Daddy's little girl?

 

Actually, for an ultra high end whore like me, it's kinda low class to compete for bucks with a young child. And even if I succeeded in winning Daddy's heart, it might still end up like Anna did - she didn't manage to swindle a penny out of the old fart's estate before he bit the dust. I think my best move is to let him get me pregnant. The paternity thing was his play, and it sure worked.

 

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[TruHart1]

As ever Steven, your original post and later comments here are so very wry and dry...AND you are as adept at offending EVERYONE almost as well as Danneooo did in a previous (much too long-winded) thread! What you are seeking sounds like heaven on earth should you actually cum(!) across it! Always remember, irony is not something you need to remove wrinkles from your shirts! I myself cannot qualify as I am just a part of the teeming masses and therefore incapable of being blackmailed. My most congenial wishes for good luck to you on your quest for that elusive ultra high-end victim, er, I mean, man, whose riches you are so diligently seeking! ;);)

 

TruHart!

[whipped guy]

Dude, you sure said a mouthful. Is this a serious offer? If so, let me chew on it for a while.

 

Never been more serious dude... Plus as I said I can make it happen sooner than you think and the sooner the better.

 

Plus, I ain't waiting until you look like this:

 

 

Or this:

 

http://aseniormoment.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/old-pics2.jpg

 

From what I hear you still have it somewhat together!

 

And to think I always thought that I would have to wait for my old age when I was an "inmate" at the Shady Pines Home for the Sexually Deranged o.O before I would get to experience a treat like that! Let's get it on man!

 

I mean ..........

[whipped guy]

PS: I just noticed BVB's current Avatar. That guy might fit the bill. So let me know ASAP!

 

http://m4m-forum.org/data/avatars/m/8/8655.jpg?1433284203

[+ SundayZip]

Okay, time for full disclosure! I have access to a network of ultra-secret, ultra-high-end, ultra-wealthy, ultra-exclusive, ultra-generous clients! I could get into trouble for this but I'm a good guy and am willing to share. I just need a good faith deposit first. Send a $1000 money order payable to "Cash" to, PO Box 752, West Platte, North Dakota, 76401. Include a self addressed postage paid envelope.