This Week's Contest 1/14

[woodlawn]

Contestants are asked to write a listing for a television program that either satirizes an actual program or describes a program not currently in existence.

 

Examples:

 

 

Real World of Idiots -- A group of beautiful but empty-headed young people are permitted to live in a luxurious house or apartment for several months on condition that they allow themselves to be filmed bickering constantly about trivia and taking their clothes off. This week: RWI/Paris -- C.T. gets drunk and sets fire to the Louvre.

 

My Favorite Lobster -- Zany complications ensue when a handsome young reporter finds himself obliged to pretend that a man-sized, intelligent crustacean from outer space is his long-lost uncle. Cast: Travis Bickel (Tim), Anthony Hopkins (Lobster/Uncle Martin).

 

Fear Bob Novak Factor -- Celebrities from the worlds of politics and journalism allow themselvest to be humiliated by columnist Bob Novak in return for cash and prizes. This week: Senator Elizabeth Dole must dive into a tank of worms.

 

 

Winning entries (if any) will be announced after midnight EST on January 21st.

[Guest Wood worker]

Survivor 69: Hooville

 

A motley crew of escorts and clients is assembled to bicker amongst themselves. Weekly challenges are offered to provide members with the opportunity to win immmunity from criticism for one message board cycle.

 

Naturally, each week one resident is voted off the message board...Miss Trixie interviews each week's castoff, offering a tissue and a tickle.

[Guest skrubber]

Penis Fear Factor. The contestant is hung by his wrists an ankles, or in some other accomodating fashion (contestants choice) in front of a line of huge cocked stallions. Each take their turn until contestant cries UNCLE.

 

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