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[dick_nyc]

A friend just sent me this:

 

 

Important Announcement.

 

Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a Mixer.

 

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff

One.

 

Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new

meaning to the names of "cocktails," highballs" and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink."

 

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

 

"MOUNT & DO."

 

 

 

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