Something for Marc Anthony especially

[dick_nyc]

I got this email today and as a non-twink lover I thought it would fit some of the twink lovers on the MC.

 

 

 

 

Damn!! Now I know this is a day you have been waiting for--"National

Take a Twink to Lunch Day!"

Bet you have had it circled on you calendar for months-right?

What?? You don't know what a twink is??

Shame on you!! A twink is a cute guy in his late teens who is

solidly packed into that skin of his--and "full of cream"--

There is one problem that may rear its "ugly head" tho

Where do you find a twink on such short notice if you don't have one?

Certainly we all have at least one twink in mind--and if you don't

maybe I can scour UP a few ideas for you---

How about------------

---the twink who lives next door or down the street;

---the twink who pumps gas into your car every week;

---the twink who bags your groceries at the local food market;

---the twink who waves hello every day from afar;

---the twink who cuts your lawn in the summer;

---the twink who delivers your morning paper;

---the twink who offered to shovel your snow last winter---

--the list goes on and on when you put your mind to it, but you only

need one twink to celebrate "National Take a Twink to Lunch Day!"

Gawd! What if you are too shy or don't know what to say to a twink?

Well-we are all shy at some time or another and once you realize you

have the UPPER hand because of who you are----your conversation will

flow--

Do you know who you are?

Go look in the mirror!! Go ahead--I can wait----------------

What do you see?

---I see a guy who likes to have fun;

---I see a guy who likes lotsa hugs/smooches;

---I see a guy who wants to be liked/loved;

---I see a guy who could/can make the "best friend";

---I see a guy who is often "OUTTA" control when it cums to liking

men;

---I see a guy who is hornier than I look;

---I see a guy who under estimates his attraction daily;

---I see a guy who just needs a little push to get him started--

---I see a guy who dresses like he knows how to impress;

---I see a cutie-petuttie ready to celebrate "National Take a Twink

to Lunch Day!"

Ok!!! Ready to go, but still no twink in sight--

Hmmmmm---Did you try Daves suggestion of using "Daves Papers"

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DAVES_PAPERS

Just stuff 2-3 papers in your pocket daily to hand OUT to some

unsuspecting cute guy along your daily travels--It does work!!

Hmmmm---Too late for that? Did you try HARD Freeballing lately?

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HARD_FREEBALLING

Leave you briefs/jockeys/boxers at home so that HARD wood of yours

can rub in those dockers/jeans/cords of yours and get

HARDER/dripping with precum as you walk/strutt your stuff

Hmmmm---Maybe you just need a little extra help today---Have you

wanked(English)-Masturbated(Common)-Jerked-off(you and me boot)yet?-

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HEALTHY_WANKING

Some times wanking 2-3 times a day helps relieve the stress/strain

of those bulging balls/HARD wood of yours

Crimony!! You aren't going to need a twink if you need that much

attention before you even get OUTTA the house/door

WAIT!!!!

I have forgotten about what the twink thinks/does to get you to take

him to lunch---after all this is his day too-right!!

OK---this following message is for twinks only----

If you are an 18-25 yr.old twink who would like to

celebrate "National Take a Twink to Lunch Day!" with me-and live in

the Morris County section of New Jersey-call me at xxxxxxxxxx

 

I have some great places in mind to have lunch--and as an

extra "bonus" you will get a "surprize" package to take home

Did I tell you I LIKE YOU! today?

You know you are "My Boot"-right?

[marc anthony]

Thanks for sharing, Dick...

 

But really, there must be something better to do with twinks then take them to lunch!

 

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[dick_nyc]

You can do what you want. I would probably just take them to lunch, but that is just my taste.

 

However, that said, you have to start somewhere. Why not lunch? After all everyone has to eat sometime. YOu just choose what you want to eat, n'est-ce pas?

[jack]

Hilarious, if it were not so accidently close to the real truth.