Vasectomies not a dinner topic

[Prime Muscle]

Why do middle-aged straight men talk about their vasectomy as if it were a badge of honor? And to make matters worse - they talk about it at restaurants. I've noticed this a lot over the past 10 years or so. I'll be at lunch or dinner or even at a happy hour and boom - vasectomy stories. Once they even talked about what doctor they used. And the conversation always leads to "and I'm having the best sex ever". First of all, bullshit. Second of all, I don't care even if it we're true. You don't see us gay men walking around talking about our sex! "Best sex ever" - hell, they don't know what best sex is!

[Guest Love Bubble Butt]

Hmmmm .... interesting, although odd, post.

 

 

>Why do middle-aged straight men talk about their vasectomy as

>if it were a badge of honor? And to make matters worse - they

>talk about it at restaurants. I've noticed this a lot over

>the past 10 years or so. I'll be at lunch or dinner or even

>at a happy hour and boom - vasectomy stories.

 

You've actually overheard this a lot? Really? What restaurants do you eat at (we happen to live in the same city by the way)? I hate to cook and therefore eat out at least five or six days a week. Can't say I've ever overheard this topic of conversation. Not even once. But then I generally can only overhear conversations when eating at the bar. At a table, I'm usually concentrating on whom I'm eating with.

 

>Once they even

>talked about what doctor they used. And the conversation

>always leads to "and I'm having the best sex ever". First of

>all, bullshit.

 

Why is this bullshit? I think a lot of it has to with them forgoing condoms to prevent them from getting a girl pregnant (since many straight guys tend not to be as concerned about HIV as their gay counterparts).

 

>Second of all, I don't care even if it we're

>true. You don't see us gay men walking around talking about

>our sex!

 

Huh? Are you on crack? Now I HAVE overheard many of THOSE conversations over the years. Rumor has it that there are actually Internet message boards exclusively dedicated to that topic! :7

[VaHawk]

Gee, I thought all they talked about was pussy and sports. They tend to overstate their prowess in both areas.

[Trixie]

I can't say that I've ever overheard that topic whilst dining out either. I can't say that it would cause me to feel at all squeamish, in less of course they were going into great detail about how they did it themselves with a home vasectomy kit. That might cause me to falter over my spaghetti & meatballs...

Trix

[Guest fukamarine]

>I can't say that I've ever overheard that topic whilst dining

>out either. I can't say that it would cause me to feel at all

>squeamish, in less of course they were going into great detail

>about how they did it themselves with a home vasectomy kit.

>That might cause me to falter over my spaghetti &

>meatballs...

> Trix

 

Trixie

 

As one who goes around with a smart mart constantly in her hand, I would have thought that your "dining out" would have consisted of something more gourmet-ish than spaghetti & meatballs!

 

fukamarine

[Doc]

Well, I would rather listen to those stories, than women talking about their period. I have overheard that at a restaurant before. YUK!

[Trixie]

Oh no, there's something very comforting about a spaghetti & meatball dinner! Especially if it's served on a red-checkered tablecloth, with a candle in a red glass container.

But what is a smart mart?

Trix

[Guest fukamarine]

>Oh no, there's something very comforting about a spaghetti &

>meatball dinner! Especially if it's served on a red-checkered

>tablecloth, with a candle in a red glass container.

>But what is a smart mart?

 

Trix - a Smart Mart is just Canadian fag slang for a martini.

The dinner you describe above would be even better if served by a hunky waiter dressed in skin tight pants and a short mess jacket.

 

drool

 

fukamarine

[Trixie]

RE: Smart Mart

 

That's fantastic! I was half-afraid you were insinuating I carried around something akin to a taser...

Now where's that waiter, my smart mart needs refilling!

La Trixie