Humorous fake ad

[imrthr]

Below are links to two separate ads.

 

The photos are of the same person.

 

However, in one ad, it says the guy has 11 inches.

 

But in the other ad, his penis shrinks to 9 inches.

 

Also, he is advertising in Los Angeles and in New York City.

 

http://newyork.backpage.com/MaleEscorts/jaydens-back-master-baltino-stud-11-511-muscle-247-214-856-8104-23/46703018

 

http://la.backpage.com/MaleEscorts/big-pipe-super-9-visiting-a-few-days-only-23/38748180

 

The ads appear sincere but are obviously fake.

 

Let this be a reminder to us to be cautious when responding and accepting “escorts” (scam artists) who are so prevalent on the internet.

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[Nvr2Thick]

He's very handsome; just my type. I think I'll meet him in LA though. I don't think I can handle 11 inches.

[+ beethoven]

It is a well-known biological fact that a penis of more than ten inches will lose about two inches on a trans-continental flight. What is NOT at all understood is why the penis regains its length on the return flight. The National Science Foundation has looked into this, and believes that it has something to do with time zones. Something like genital jet lag. (Anyway, Nvr2Thick, enjoy your encounter, and I hope you can shed some light on this interesting phenomenon.)

[whipped guy]

I plan on meeting him in Chicago... Central Time Zone... as ten inches is my ideal length!!!!

[Steven_Draker]

Do you think he'll travel to Hawaii?

[leigh.bess.toad]

By the time he gets to Brussels, it'd be 13-14". No problem.

[Juan Vancouver]

Do you think he'll travel to Hawaii?

 

 

good one! =)