ELECTRICAL STIMULATION OF THE PROSTRATE: Have you Tried?

[bcohen7719]

Has anyone tried one of several devices that

deliver electric shocks up the kazoo?

 

See below

 

BC

 

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[seeker630]

Has anyone tried one of several devices that

deliver electric shocks up the kazoo?

 

See below

 

BC

 

It might agitate the gerbils!

[instudiocity]

it might agitate the gerbils!

nice!

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

I make people stand up when I stimulate them electrically.

[instudiocity]

I make people stand up when I stimulate them electrically.

Chris, didn't you get that backwards? When you stimulate people, they react with shock and wanton abandon?

[fedssocr1]

I think he was making a play on words of the misused "prostrate" in the title of the thread

[instudiocity]

I think he was making a play on words of the misused "prostrate" in the title of the thread

Totally missed it. And that is one of the most often misunderstood near-homonymics. We used to snicker when a former CEO mentioned how much trouble his prostrate was. Apparently, peeing was a one-hour commitment. But we always wondered why he peed lying down?

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

I think he was making a play on words of the misused "prostrate" in the title of the thread

 

Well, and if we're splitting hairs here, it's "wazoo" and not "kazoo."

[Jscott]

Well, and if we're splitting hairs here, it's "wazoo" and not "kazoo."

 

And wazoos are indeed hairier than the average kazoo, unless one grooms.

[Jscott]

I make people stand up when I stimulate them electrically.

 

And Chris, I'm sure you provide quite a jolt of natural electricity when you stimulate said wazoos.

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

And Chris, I'm sure you provide quite a jolt of natural electricity when you stimulate said wazoos.

 

I can make a balloon stick to the wall.

[tyro]

Shoot, we knew you were talented, but THIS?!

T

[Jscott]

I can make a balloon stick to the wall.

 

Hmmmm. Do you charge extra for tribocharging, or is electrostatic discharge a perk? My, those charges mount up, three in one sentence alone, lol

[instudiocity]

I can make a balloon stick to the wall.

Now you're talking my language! Having your kazoo in my wazoo isn't a charming delight to me, but if you're talking gettin' sticky? Hell YES!