It's A JOKE!

[jackhammer91406]

An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

 

A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can

take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

 

A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is

so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in

another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

 

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House 18 months ago, and now half the country is looking for work.

 

[Guest bottomboykk]

That's a riot! :7

[Guest ncm2169]

Are you Helen Thomas in disguise? :+

[Guest ncm2169]

Or, maybe Molly Ivans has joined the site?? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!