For lease or sale: Alexander

[Guest CubanBigMuscle12]

How funny i never been to this website, but as yesterday, i was told by a client to go look at the crazy bitches who cant pay me, talking shit about me. *

 

Its just sad to see how you all crazy, lunatics, miserable, Envy people spend so much time to criticize people, have you all, look in a f"ckin mirror, *doubt it. You might be so scare of yourself deep inside, have so many emotional and mental problems, inferiority feelings, and so lonely in life that make it reflect by this mean words. I feel so sorry for these kind of person everyday. Just making fun of what is written on my website. *You are one of the reasons straight people think gay people are full of crap, envy and so full of shit inside and outside. You all stink here.*

 

But dont worry i dont give a f"ck what u think i do have a mirror and look so much hotter than the boy you see in those photos, im young 22y/o and when i get to be ur age im sure i will not be just a bit, as you all "are" with this said,*

 

i get one more time to the conclusion that i'll always love my haters bicthes, especially when they behave just like the girls i dint wanted to fuck or date in high school, in this case you cant pay a dam escort, and when you do, you always have something bad to say bcuz that its just the kind of people u are. Cheap as f"uck!! *Cant just, you move on,, *w ur fu"ing life and if im not ur type, or you cant pay, get over with it and move on. Dam u ppl have serious problem...

 

But like i always say Life to be Life have to have people like you. *I've always believed in KARMA and i have never even wish bad to people, but ppl like you sure have a lot things to pay back.*

 

God Bless You my friends,

 

Alexander

[jjkrkwood]

Well, now we also know that he is NOT adept at using social media sites, AND he even writes with an accent ! Charming...

 

Or perhaps he has a stutter, and thats why he posted the SAME message 3 times ?

[seeker630]

Well, now we also know that he is NOT adept at using social media sites, AND he even writes with an accent ! Charming...

 

Or perhaps he has a stutter, and thats why he posted the SAME message 3 times ?

 

or severe short-term memory issues?

[robberbaron4u]

May we surmise from his posting that he holds his clientele in contempt?

[oz_carter]

Hell has no fury like an escort scorned?

[robberbaron4u]

I daresay. . .

[JT Brooklyn]

Lease or Buy Fageddaboutit

 

This latest Review states he doesn't Kiss and does not do Oral?

 

So what's the reason for either Leasing or Buying

 

IMHO I've seen... and definitely DONE much better! He has the "Jersey Shore" look which I donot see much in...

[robberbaron4u]

By report, you are permitted, for his "rack rate" of $400 per hour, to gaze upon his form and contemplate the perfection that is he. As with all masterpieces on exhibit, "touching" is not allowed.

[corndog]

Such a pity... his reviews were basically good, but then he comes here and responds to some light teasing with such vitriol. I usually find that you learn the most about an escort by how they respond to negative reviews, but in this case, he had positive reviews and still managed to shoot himself in the foot.

[jjkrkwood]

This latest Review states he doesn't Kiss and does not do Oral?

 

So what's the reason for either Leasing or Buying

 

IMHO I've seen... and definitely DONE much better! He has the "Jersey Shore" look which I donot see much in...

 

Well some people just like to OWN a nice property, just to be able to say they DO....

[jjkrkwood]

By report, you are permitted, for his "rack rate" of $400 per hour, to gaze upon his form and contemplate the perfection that is he. As with all masterpieces on exhibit, "touching" is not allowed.

 

Oh Pulleze Mary, when is this fuckin property gonna be "Condemmed" ????

[jjkrkwood]

Such a pity... his reviews were basically good, but then he comes here and responds to some light teasing with such vitriol. I usually find that you learn the most about an escort by how they respond to negative reviews, but in this case, he had positive reviews and still managed to shoot himself in the foot.

 

But he was aiming for his Cock ! Maybe he IS worth the price afterall ? LOLOLOL

[robberbaron4u]

By report, the required "consideration" in closing on Alexander is that the purchaser agree to furnish any and all of his material needs and wants; the sale is based on "unconditional love", that is, Alexander gets and, apart from the privilege of having the of having the pleasure of Alexander's company with restrictions, the purchaser can expect nothing in return on his capital investment.

[jjkrkwood]

By report, the required "consideration" in closing on Alexander is that the purchaser agree to furnish any and all of his material needs and wants; the sale is based on "unconditional love", that is, Alexander gets and, apart from the privilege of having the of having the pleasure of Alexander's company with restrictions, the purchaser can expect nothing in return on his capital investment.

 

Well Robber, as YOU know there are still people that would TAKE that deal. What a sad commentary on human behavior and self worth ?

[Edward]

Mean mean mean. You guys never let up. Have you no decency. There are many other guys that charge a lot out there and dont even fuck, you dont ridicule them. Just because this guy has a hot body and knows it. Why dont you attack those guys that advertised a service and dont deliver. I could name a few but I won't . I think enough is enough on attacking Alexander especially when none of you profess to have met him.

[bigvalboy]

Mean mean mean. You guys never let up. Have you no decency. There are many other guys that charge a lot out there and dont even fuck, you dont ridicule them. Just because this guy has a hot body and knows it. Why dont you attack those guys that advertised a service and dont deliver. I could name a few but I won't . I think enough is enough on attacking Alexander especially when none of you profess to have met him.

 

Thank you Edward for the timely insight....I think that Alexander is amazing and I have never understood the attacks, especially from people who have no intention of hiring him.

[robberbaron4u]

OK. . .the point in all of this is that all three "outstanding" reviews are suspect; I recommend that you peruse the posted reviews and compare them, in grammar and syntax, to Alexander's own vitrulent posting: "DINT", "MY CUBAN PAPI", I mean, really. . .Given this boy's low tolerance for criticism, would you want to find yourself behind closed doors with him and make the "wrong move" that "triggered" a temper tantrum on his part?

[robberbaron4u]

You are correct: it is, indeed, a very sad commentary on human behavior and self worth.

[bigvalboy]

OK. . .the point in all of this is that all three "outstanding" reviews are suspect; I recommend that you peruse the posted reviews and compare them, in grammar and syntax, to Alexander's own vitrulent posting: "DINT", "MY CUBAN PAPI", I mean, really. . .Given this boy's low tolerance for criticism, would you want to find yourself behind closed doors with him and make the "wrong move" that "triggered" a temper tantrum on his part?

 

Yes I would probably take that chance Robber L O L given the look alone, of the boy. Look you only go around once, and what is the worst that could happen. Ok Ok it might get ugly, but oh the memories!

[robberbaron4u]

Given, of course, that you are left in a physical condition to have a memory of the thing. . .

[Jaker27]

Yes I would probably take that chance Robber L O L given the look alone, of the boy. Look you only go around once, and what is the worst that could happen. Ok Ok it might get ugly, but oh the memories!

I guess all that matters to you then is whether or not their "hot" rather then your safety or a quality person in general (my idea of hot). Gay men have the market cornered on the shallow so your in good company at least.

[jjkrkwood]

I guess all that matters to you then is whether or not their "hot" rather then your safety or a quality person in general (my idea of hot). Gay men have the market cornered on the shallow so your in good company at least.

 

Touche', but Alexander had me as soon as I learned he had a Big Cock, and sounded like Ricky Ricardo. Where is my "Shallow" sash ?

[Edward]

jjkekwood get off it. You are basing this on one statement. You have never met Alexander? Never any mention of violance. An you continue to slam him. Alexander may not be very articulate in his writting but get off the guys back.

[seeker630]

jjkekwood get off it. You are basing this on one statement. You have never met Alexander? Never any mention of violance. An you continue to slam him. Alexander may not be very articulate in his writting but get off the guys back.

 

I think you picked the wrong target - robberbaron is the one who raised the spectre of violence. JJK's response was intended to be humorous.

 

I agree that people were being a bit harsh, but Alexander's rant makes it difficult to award him much sympathy.

[jjkrkwood]

jjkekwood get off it. You are basing this on one statement. You have never met Alexander? Never any mention of violance. An you continue to slam him. Alexander may not be very articulate in his writting but get off the guys back.

 

Edward, I'm not on his back, his front or anything else. And I really dont care about him one way or another. If we are discussing his ad, it is safe to say it comes off a bit OBNOXIOUS and self-indulgent, whether we want to hire him or not, we can have an opinion.

 

Perhaps if Edward defends Alexander voraciously enough, he will be granted a discount on a session with him ? Hmmmmm, maybe that was the arrangement ? Curious.....