Fun terms needed for the private parts

[gregkidman]

I call the penis and testes 'frank and beans.'

But I need variations on this theme.

 

I thought perhaps...'sausage and onions' but doesn't have the same oomph.

Please respond with your suggestions. Thanks.

[bigvalboy]

LOL very funny thought, I like the thread. Years and years ago my friends gave our penis male nick names...mine is 'Chuck' couldn't tell you how we came up with that name, but 30 years later we still talk in those terms. Like if I see a hot guy across the room, my friend will say "looks like Chucks gonna be happy tonight", I know pretty stupid, but it's just what we did. lol

[Guest countryboywny]

Dad and the boys

[Bosguy]

The bat and the balls

 

Boston Bill

[Electra 225]

"Uncle Ed and the Twins"....

[bigvalboy]

"Uncle Ed and the Twins"....

 

WOW!!! love that one...L O L that's it, Chuck is out and Uncle Ed is in...LOL

[Guest Spanky]

from Will and Grace:

 

james and the giant peaches

[Mark450]

Per Austin Powers:

Twig and berries

Wedding tackle

[Muscle Lover 2]

Kibble and bits

[Mark Gordon]

Meat and Potatoes

[Electra 225]

Baked, scalloped, mashed (I hope not), or augratin??

[gregkidman]

WOW!!! love that one...L O L that's it, Chuck is out and Uncle Ed is in...LOL

 

Ummm... Why do you like that one? Is there a reference that I am missing out?

[JoeyBryant]

One of my long-time fuck buddy friends told me, "I woke up this morning with your spaghetti and meatballs" (what can he expect, lying next to each other all night in a twin-sized bed I was practically fucking in my sleep)

 

Only discrepancy is the fact that spaghetti being limp and stringy after 10 minutes, which isn't me.

[Guest joeburger]

how about: bonnie & clyde, lavern & shirley, who-who &cha-cha, kelly & regis...............just crazy shit like that.

[Lohengrin1979]

Oak and acorns? Hey, it could be an self esteem builder.

[Poolboy21409]

The penis is the "Dingle". Kinda cute isn't it?

[gp0560]

The penis is the "Dingle". Kinda cute isn't it?

 

Dingle and dangles?

[Lankypeters]

fuck stick