I Always Thought I Was A Native English Speaker...

[RexAll]

But for the life of me, I'm not really sure what this guy is saying.

 

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Rex

[orbital sander]

PnP...you gotta love it

[Battle]

Punctuation isn't in his skill set.

[leigh.bess.toad]

Punctuation isn't in his skill set.

 

I'm with Rexall. I don't think English is in his skill set either. WTF??????

[TruthBTold]

You are. You have to remember he is from Texas. If you listen to Rick Perry (which I certainly hope you are never forced to), you can see the problem.

[kevininsa]

Now don't start painting the whole State of Texas with that brush. We do have a few small ponds of sanity scattered throughout. Unfortunately we can't keep all of our loons hidden under their hair or behind their bush. And this one did appear to have escaped his party du jour.

[Samai139]

I suspect the Dallas fellow was displaying what I call the "texting syntax syndrome." Lack of punctuation, stream of consciousness, abbreviated thoughts, incorrect spelling, et. al. Could it be a generational thing? I admit I don't get the texting thing but then I'm an old geezer.

[Steven_Draker]

Lack of punctuation, stream of consciousness, abbreviated thoughts, incorrect spelling, et. al. Could it be a generational thing?

 

Touché, dude!