Planned Parenthood Opens $8 billion dollar AbortionPlex

[Guest rodeo]

The Onion publishes an article about the Topeka-based "AbortionPlex"

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/planned-parenthood-opens-8-billion-abortionplex,20476/

 

Pro-lifers read the headline and react angrily on Facebook:

http://theinternettoday.net/funny/reactions-to-the-onions-8-billion-dollar-abortionplex/

 

The AbortionPlex gets 270 reviews on Yelp. The negative reviews ("Thought there would be available girls, but it's a total sausage factor," "Worst place around to hook up with gay singles") are the best.

 

http://www.yelp.com/biz/abortionplex-topeka?rpp=40&sort_by=date_desc

 

Yelp also includes some photos of the water ride and other amenities:

http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/1lzQnPn2tYvdP6oVbQ0BEw?select=xV0jh0OZ_yhAK_-RGl2pCA

[Guest Rich.]

The Onion publishes an article about the Topeka-based "AbortionPlex"

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/planned-parenthood-opens-8-billion-abortionplex,20476/

 

Pro-lifers read the headline and react angrily on Facebook:

http://theinternettoday.net/funny/reactions-to-the-onions-8-billion-dollar-abortionplex/

 

The AbortionPlex gets 270 reviews on Yelp. The negative reviews ("Thought there would be available girls, but it's a total sausage factor," "Worst place around to hook up with gay singles") are the best.

 

http://www.yelp.com/biz/abortionplex-topeka?rpp=40&sort_by=date_desc

 

Yelp also includes some photos of the water ride and other amenities:

http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/1lzQnPn2tYvdP6oVbQ0BEw?select=xV0jh0OZ_yhAK_-RGl2pCA

 

Just one question, FluffyPuff. Which one comes served with spring onion and ginger?

 

Richard

[leigh.bess.toad]

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that there are a lot of wingnuts out there who fell for the story: lock, stock and barrel. Anything on the web has to be true, right? Even at The Onion.

 

IT'S CALLED SATIRE, MORONS!