The Onion: Ethicists Update List Of Acceptable Things To Masturbate To

[Kevin Slater]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/ethicists-update-list-of-acceptable-things-to-mast,20076/

 

Kevin Slater

[+ Archer]

Hallelujah! It's ethical for me to masturbate over a picture of a swordfish!

[JoeyBryant]

That poor teddy bear is going to get raped by someone's dog...

[+ friendofsheila]

I never would have put the words "breast milk" and "brother-in-law" in the same sentence, but they managed to!

[+ friendofsheila]

Boy, you are just all-about The Onion on this board, aren't you Kevin?

 

I like "The Onion Radio News", which are little "newscasts/podcasts" done as radio spots. They're great.

[William]

If you liked masturbation, you'll love Mitt Romney . . .

 

Kevin, thanks for alerting us to the Onion's witty article. I also enjoyed the Onion's article on the Cross of Mercy that Mitt Romney has to bear and found it even funnier and sadder (yes both).

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mitt-romney-haunted-by-past-of-trying-to-help-unin,20097/?utm_source=recentnews

[justaguy]

LOL Thanks for the humor, Kevin. I'll have to check to see if my practices are PC. :-)