It's not nice to play head games...

[Guest greatness]

Aww you hit the right spot... It would nice if that could happen...

 

Great discussion. It really struck a cord with me. I have a Mexican cutie I have been seeing regularly for almost three years. I have no trouble compensating him for what he brings to me, but I do have to say that it would be a total turn on if, one time, he said "this one's on me." I get hard even thinking about it.

[JoeyBryant]

Someone forgot the word "gentleman." I wrote a "true gentleman escort." Remove the word "gentleman" and you're left with average, ordinary, and utterly common.

 

 

Analogies that include pizza from Pizza Hut don't exist in my realm. My work is done here. On to another thread.

 

I didn't forget to put anything. There's no such thing as a 'perfect escort'. If you are trying to convey to me what you think of me, you better ask somebody. Average, ordinary and utterly common doesn't exist in my realm.

 

And if you so wish to move on to another thread, please do. I'm not holding you back. But don't be mad because I made a point...