Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult

[Kevin Slater]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/judge-rules-white-girl-will-be-tried-as-black-adul,18896/

 

Kevin Slater

[+ dupontversDC]

Very funny.

 

And when are you cumming back to DC hottie?

[Guest greatness]

She has a good smile. I think she is innocent. I always wanted to be a lawyer defending an innocent client. I dream of a "A Few Good Men" moment except I can't be anything close to Tom Cruise. One escort always comes to my mind who can be awesome as a lawyer but he doesn't want to study law. Maybe he will change his mind. Hugs~~~

 

Kaffee: *Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?*

Judge Randolph: You *don't* have to answer that question!

Col. Jessep: I'll answer the question!

[to Kaffee]

Col. Jessep: You want answers?

Kaffee: I think I'm entitled.

Col. Jessep: *You want answers?*

Kaffee: *I want the truth!*

Col. Jessep: *You can't handle the truth!*

[pauses]

[+ friendofsheila]

Damn. They have got the flying-logo-hyper-shiny-graphics down good!

 

That was really cute. I really appreciate good parodies like that.

 

Thanks, Kevin.