Day After New Year's Weekend

[instudiocity]

Back in LA after a sober two weeks in the South visiting with Stubborn Babdiss relatives. But I think the Redneck has rubbed off on me. I'm feeling like Jeff Foxworthy:

 

I want a cold beer, a hot dinner and I wanna see something nekkid.

 

Where's our Escort of the Year or our Newcummer when I need them?

[Diverdan]

They are available for you any time you want/need them, and I am sure there are some of the "runners up" nearby too. I empathize with you on the two weeks... I have had that kind of experience too, although not this year !!!

[Guest countryboywny]

Thank God my relatives party! It makes visits soooo much more fun