Arctic blast? So you won't freeze em off...

[justaguy]

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[Diverdan]

Thanks, justaguy... I can remember times when I was growing up in the upper midwest that I could have used one of these! I'd love to know where to buy one.... maybe somewhere in Chicago when I am there the end of the month.

[Guest Ace]

I've been walking around NYC in my usual underwear-LESS state....Could TOTALLY use this!!!!

FREEZING! 19 Degrees right now.

[leigh.bess.toad]

I've been walking around NYC in my usual underwear-LESS state....Could TOTALLY use this!!!!

FREEZING! 19 Degrees right now.

 

Ace -- I know your from Vegas, but really now you need to do what the natives do. When in Rome as they say. Getting close to time to break out the thermals.

 

You probably don't go around in a parka in winter in LV either, but I bet you're wearing a winter coat in NY, aren't you? Just think of it ias protecting the boy's future. They have the phrase "so cold it'll freeze your nuts off" for a reason (of course 19 degrees ain't it -- ain't even remotely close). And there is so much sexyi underwear, go, have fun, get something to protect the family jewels.

 

DD -- the only thing is, where you were from, they'd probably have had an electric cord to plug it in so they didn't freeze solid at night

 

 

But in fact, that really is a great idea. I love it!

[Diverdan]

Good morning, Lee... I see you are on line early! Anyway, my metabolism is so high that I seldom wore the thermals, but when it got below -20, even I had to give in to protect myself. Frostbite on the toes and feet is another problem, so I have great lined boots even to this day. But I love the idea of an electric warmer. They have battery powered warmers for hands and feet, why not for the family jewels? Is there an inventor in this group that can make this happen? Except you can't have it too warm, or it will kill the sperm. There is a reason that they hang low! Remember your biology and human anatomy classes?

[leigh.bess.toad]

Hey DD -- while I do love the idea of an electric warmer for the boys, the possibility of a short circuit does scare the bejesus out of me. Then again, those snaps don't do anything for me either.

 

But no I don't remember biology and anatomy class. I'm so old that those subjects hadn't been invented yet for schools. :) Readin, writin', and 'rithmetic. That them there's pert near it.