Real Porn

[eastbayguy]

This is just to much fun to miss out on. In these difficult economic times, an educated and well spoken woman took a job as a porn rental clerk. She established a web log telling of her experiences. Along the way, her site caught the attention of NPR and others. (Curiously she attracted the attention of NPR months before her bosses found out about either NPR or the site--and didn't fire her.)

 

Anyway, it is just to much fun. I spent a couple of hours today reading the site from start to finish. Very well written and most enjoyable.

 

Sorry for the long URL, there is probably a way to remove some of this but I don't know how:

 

http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?s=d337fdb82aa39eb39103dc2daa3fe07b&threadid=4475&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

 

--EBG

[Boston Guy]

EBG -

 

Okay, this is great! :-)

 

Thanks for sharing.

 

BG

[Boston Guy]

Since I'm geographically on the east coast but not in terms of body clock, having just flown across the country, I've been staying up late, watching reruns of "All in the Family" on Nick@Night and cruising the net. (I had forgotten how incredible Jean Stapleton was.)

 

I realized I was a little hungry and decided to have some cereal. So I got a bowl and sat down and started to read some more of the True Porn Clerk Stories.

 

I managed, barely, to avoid spitting cereal all over my laptop when I got to this part:

 

Part of it is a general gross-out, can-you-top-this thing that seems to be part and parcel of the adult industry - world's biggest cocks, the century's most extreme penetrations. I think part of it is that porn, which doesn't have much in the way of scripting or acting chops to move it along, has to rely on other ways to convey intensity: bigger, harder, faster, freakier. There is a new title in the straight section: V8. The caption says "Four in the ass and four in the pussy!" It was the first box that has given me pause in a while. "Sweet Jesus," I thought, "Where would everyone stand?" Calmer reflection and the laws of physics have convinced me that they can't possibly mean penises, or at least not all at once, but I'm afraid to turn the box over and find out for sure.

 

She's really terrific!

 

:-)

BG

[eastbayguy]

Hi,

 

>I realized I was a little hungry and decided to have some

>cereal. So I got a bowl and sat down and started to read

>some more of the True Porn Clerk Stories.

 

[deletia]

 

>She's really terrific!

 

Oh you know it. Very, very well written. Toward the end, on the second page, there is a lengthy discussion of penis size. Her discussion of who wants big penises, and why, was worth reading the entire site. Granted, it isn't great literature.

 

I hope she keeps writing for a while. Am hoping more people here will check out the site and add comments.

 

--EBG

[Guest WolfXing]

Thanks for giving me a hysterical end to an otherwise very long day! I haven't laughed so hard in ages!

 

 

"Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking."

---Scarecrow, Wizard of Oz

[Guest wndrwoman]

She is too damn funny!

Can you imagine a weekly sitcom with this material?

tina

[Boston Guy]

Okay, I had some time so I went back and started page two. This stuff is so fun!

 

And as badly distorted as the female porn body can get, that's nothing compared to what happens to the men.

 

There's a series in the straight section called Mr. Eighteen Inches. Eighteen! Apparently twelve isn't even impressive anymore. The gay section has the Cocks as Big as This Box series. I find this title hilarious, because while I know they're only talking about length, I always picture all three dimensions. Where would they find pants?

 

Both the gay and straight sections have giant cock fixations. The straight section tends to be more graphic about it, usually showing just pictures of women posing with a giant cock and no guy attached at all, like they didn't have room for him in the picture. The gay section - though it certainly has some crude and graphic exceptions - tends to be a little more demure about it. The men are clothed on the front, then naked on the back. Usually the guy on the front just has his penis outlined through his clothing. Wet clothing is very popular. I think it's a nice way of handling it. The customer gets the idea that the cock in question is giant, erect, and undoubtedly throbbing, but it still leaves a little mystery.

 

(The exception is in the videos for guys that love foreskin. Uncut movies usually feature naked, flaccid cocks on the front.)

 

Anyway, stuff in the gay section definitely shows a healthy interest in larger-than-average plumbing, but there's also just as big an interest in beautiful men in general. For every box with a giant penis on the front, there are two more that just show a smiling, handsome man from the waist up. Clearly said handsome man has spent mind-numbing amounts of time at the gym, but at least he's not asking you to inspect his genitals.

 

(By the way, the guys on the gay boxes aren't just handsomer. They also seem nicer, somehow. The guys on the straight boxes are always frowning or grimacing or just looking mean. I understand that you don't need [or want] a handsome guy in a straight film, because holy shit, what if the straight guy watching it gets a little bit attracted?, but I haven't figured out why the guys on the straight boxes can't look friendly.)

 

Here's what the straight boxes have taught me, though: guys are the ones who care about giant cocks.

 

Not women, guys.

 

Especially the straight ones.

 

 

I already know I'm going to be sad when I've finished this... this woman is great. I love her writing style. :-)

 

BG

[Guest VanBCGuy]

So far, I like the Symbiots story, and her Mother's comment on DeVry.

[Gigiloz4me]

Hey East... thanks for the tip... next she'll a stand up comic... loved it.

 

Gig