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Hmm, I never thought of it before, but what about Mandrake the Magician and his half-naked African(?) muscle hunk, Lothar!

 

PS: The comic strip I'd most like to put a stake through is Marmaduke!

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Next we will be descending into the homoerotics of Johnny Quest and his beautiful friend Hadji. Never mind what may have gone on between Dr. Quest and Race Bannon. :)

Sadly Jonny is now a strung out, middle aged meth addict who ekes out a living with an occasional guest appearance on The Venture Brothers. Hadji, a successful mid-level IT manager, still cares enough about Jonny to do cameos in support of his acting career. Hadji is something of an enabler, IMHO.

 

After the cancellation of their show, Dr. Quest and Race married. Their marriage was a happy one (although Race is known to have sneeked a bit of strange on the side). Both are now dead, Race having been killed in a tragic aerial accident while saving the world from rogue Lizardmen. I can't presently recall the circumstances of Dr. Quest's death.

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a loinclothed teenaged sidekick who was just a little too gloriously anatomically correct.

 

YES! That blond twink-hunk. Besides his gorgeous torso, his loincloth was always drawn as obviously packing. One of my first fantasy objects, come to think.

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Hmm, I never thought of it before, but what about Mandrake the Magician and his half-naked African(?) muscle hunk, Lothar!

 

Mmm...

 

http://www.shadowandact.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mandrake_49-1.jpg

 

PS: The comic strip I'd most like to put a stake through is Marmaduke!

 

Where can I send my donation? :)

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ROFLMAO!

 

Sadly Jonny is now a strung out, middle aged meth addict who ekes out a living with an occasional guest appearance on The Venture Brothers.

 

Like whatsisname from 'The Blue Lagoon'!

 

Hadji, a successful mid-level IT manager

 

What, not yet lord of his own mega-call-center? Slacker. :)

 

(although Race is known to have sneeked a bit of strange on the side).

 

:D :D :D

 

I can't presently recall the circumstances of Dr. Quest's death.

 

Victim of his own noble beneficence, serving as guinea pig in his humanitarian foundation's HIV vaccine trials?

 

Sorry, that last bit in very bad taste. (But not out of character for him.)

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Like whatsisname from 'The Blue Lagoon'!

What!? Say it ain't so! I had such a crush on Cris Atkins.

Can't remember which mag published this pic, but my copy was def soaked in spluge.

 

http://images.movieplayer.it/2007/09/19/christopher-atkins-47748.jpg

 

I did read somewhere that he was into self-mutilation at one point and knew he had appeared in some soft porn.

http://www.abekat.0catch.com/atkinsgorm2.jpeg

(EDIT: Damn, the only full frontal, show all, adults only pic I can find of an all grown up Chris has been red X'ed. Pooh!)

 

However, absent hard evidence, I choose to believe his current complection is due to too little sun block rather than too much crystal meth. His dream was to be a physician specializing in sports medicine before Hollywood got ahold of him.

 

http://www.famouswhy.com/pictures/people/christopher_atkins.jpg

 

 

What, not yet lord of his own mega-call-center? Slacker.

 

I'm just reporting the facts. I leave the stereotyping to others.

 

the posting genie demands I eliminate AS's emoticons

 

Well, to be precise, Race was taped on a public beach in Rio playing around with some hunky, near nude Brazilian boys.

For the record, he denied everything.

 

Victim of his own noble beneficence, serving as guinea pig in his humanitarian foundation's HIV vaccine trials?

Sorry, that last bit in very bad taste. (But not out of character for him.)

A more balanced assessment of his character would note that he was very neglecful of the boys. Without a teleprompter Dr. Quest had trouble remembering the kids' names. He was extraordinarily distant and unavailable to them emotionally. Race was the one who actually raised the kids. His biological father's distain for him may have contributed to Jonny's later drug problems. Hadji, on the other hand, was just grateful not to be on the streets of Mumbai.

 

Think about it, AS. What kind of parent would haul the boys along to battle Lizardmen and such. Dr. Quest got the big bucks from their reality TV contract. How do you think he paid for that fancy lab equipment and the private jet? Precious little was left for the boys.

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