DISASTER

[Guest Thunderbuns]

It has been reported several times this week in various publications (legit, as well as tabloid) that J.Lo and Ben Affleck are an item.

 

Poor Matt - if he needs some consolation, he should phone me.

 

Thunderbuns

[Guest jbart39]

I don't think Matty's too lonely. Call the stories great PR, studio set-ups, damage control, whatever. Why does Matty look like he's kissing himself in "The Bourne Identity"? Why doesn't Affleck take off his shirt anymore in his movies (does he have "Matt" tattooed on his left butt cheek?) Why does my gaydar go off when I see Bennie shopping for fruits and vegetables in Balducci's? Why are they afraid to come out?