Another dumb joke

[Kevin Slater]

As long as we're sharing 'em (and in honor of the new year):

 

A Jewish man has had a very rough day. As he's trying to eat his kosher Chinese lunch one of the Asian patrons is annoying him by talking too loudly. He walks up and hits the guy, saying "that's for Pear Harbor." The Asian man looks up, startled, and says "But I'm Chinese. Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Japanese."

 

"Chinese, Japanese, whatever. It's all the same."

 

A few moments later, the Asian man walks up and slugs the Jewish guy, saying "that's for the Titanic." Our first guy gets confused and says "the Titanic hit an iceberg!"

 

"Iceberg, Rosenberg, it's all the same."

 

Kevin Slater

[Guest greatness]

Good one!

 

 

As long as we're sharing 'em (and in honor of the new year):

 

A Jewish man has had a very rough day. As he's trying to eat his kosher Chinese lunch one of the Asian patrons is annoying him by talking too loudly. He walks up and hits the guy, saying "that's for Pear Harbor." The Asian man looks up, startled, and says "But I'm Chinese. Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Japanese."

 

"Chinese, Japanese, whatever. It's all the same."

 

A few moments later, the Asian man walks up and slugs the Jewish guy, saying "that's for the Titanic." Our first guy gets confused and says "the Titanic hit an iceberg!"

 

"Iceberg, Rosenberg, it's all the same."

 

Kevin Slater

[Lookin]

Heard one yesterday . . .

 

Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

A: That's not funny!!!

[Kevin Slater]

Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

A: That's not funny!!!

 

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

 

A: The fish.

 

Kevin Slater

[MsGuy]

Q: How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: That's not funny!!!

 

[Mark Gordon]

Q: What does a Lesbian bring on her 2nd date?

A: A moving van...

 

Q: What does a Gay Man bring on his 2nd date?

A: What 2nd date?

[Guest skrubber]

As long as we're sharing 'em (and in honor of the new year):

 

A Jewish man has had a very rough day. As he's trying to eat his kosher Chinese lunch one of the Asian patrons is annoying him by talking too loudly. He walks up and hits the guy, saying "that's for Pear Harbor." The Asian man looks up, startled, and says "But I'm Chinese. Pearl Harbor was bombed by the Japanese."

 

"Chinese, Japanese, whatever. It's all the same."

 

A few moments later, the Asian man walks up and slugs the Jewish guy, saying "that's for the Titanic." Our first guy gets confused and says "the Titanic hit an iceberg!"

 

"Iceberg, Rosenberg, it's all the same."

 

Kevin Slater

 

Laughed out loud