PickWick Follow da Yellow Brick Road

[Rod Hagen]

A special message from me to PickWick, plagiarized from "The Wizard of Oz":

 

"Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning where me go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts, and with no more brains than you have! But they have one thing you haven't got: a diploma. Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitatus Committeatum E. Pluribus Unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of Th.D. ...that's Doctor of Thinkology."