what a slob! PIC

[Guest jizzdepapi]

this pic is dedicated to Bendover who gave me such a hearty greeting but is currently complaining of malaise.

 

http://www.gaysexporn.net/frathouse/site11/content/pic21.jpg

 

i'd recommend you take this dude to bed but forget about a fancy restaurant.

 

best,

jizz

[Guest Mother Theresa Escort]

GOOD GOD,

 

Who IS this young fawn in the WOOD! The Shroud of Versace rips in half spontaneously! As a true servant of the cloth, who sometimes can be on the rag, I am not entirely unaffected by the cruel vagaries of lust. I recall Sister Gabe Kaplan telling me, after expelling Ethan from our second grade class, that we now have an opening. And HE, this strapping young lad with so much potential, would FIT right IN.

He would excel in our Fire-Hose Dynamics class....

 

Well, pardon me for now, but I must purge myself again with an ice-cold shower.

 

MTE: The Nun with the bad habit. :*

[Guest jizzdepapi]

forgive me for my impudence, sister, but it seems you have lust in your heart an awful lot these days. whose taking care of those wretched souls in Calcutta anyway?

[Guest Mother Theresa Escort]

>forgive me for my impudence, sister, but it seems you have

>lust in your heart an awful lot these days. whose taking

>care of those wretched souls in Calcutta anyway?

 

 

SCREW the souls in Calcutta, they can't afford my rates! Unlike the ubiquitous Christ, I can't save EVERY soul, now can I? I think Marie-Antoinette said it best, as she was stuffing her face with crepes Nuremberg, "Let them all eat cake!" Besides, I am NOT going to give up my Lexus and Jaguar to ride around in some rickshaw without shock absorbers. They have missionaries to do that sort of ecumenical-roustabout work--and God bless them for it. The only missionary work I prefer, is the position.

 

Your humble matron of the rag,

MTE

[Guest jizzdepapi]

HOLEier than thou?

 

sister, sister, i blush at your unchaste comments (and fear that father fister might wield a wrathful papal staff were he to hear them). nevertheless, the wretched souls of Calcutta cry out for your help.

 

i daresay that--given the likely shortage of papis in Calcutta--some lovely desi, joyfully scrubbed (practical though it might be, think we'll lose the skateboard, too) and attended to in every way, might alleviate some of the misery you feel short luxurious appointments. (see below)

 

http://www.newindianmodels.com/mimages/yash3.jpg

 

i know i might well fill in for you in your duty to minister to this lovely boy while we send you off to re-education camp and an extended retreat. clearly, you need to become reacquainted with the joys of the resERECTION.

 

i remain blessedly yours in sharing the mysteries of the holy anal assault,

jizz-de-papi-AND-DESI-when-i-get-really-really-lucky

[Guest Mother Theresa Escort]

RE: HOLEier than thou?

 

Dearest Jizzdepapi,

 

I am deeply touched by your offer to minister to this poor, wretched soul while Sister helps train clergymen at our newest internment camp in the heart of President Bush's Crawford Ranch. But as I look over the fall registry, I see not one but TWO positions available. Please inform both of these boys, that they have the opportunity to experience an advantaged scholastic future here at St. Ernest Borgnine's Academy for the gifted. Thank HEAVENS this frock masks all boner-like protrusions. Child, you have taunted Sister with these carnal manifestations.

 

I suppose now, I will have to relieve these frustrations by, once again, taking an ice-cold shower, but this time with the groundskeeper, Raul. He doesn't even speak a word of English, but ... there just seems to be SOMETHING about him.

 

:*

[Guest BenDover]

RE: HOLEier than thou?

 

Jizz-baby,

I'm so honored that you would choose a pic for me from your volumious collection of the most delectable nasty boys around. And, indeed, its so good to see your name again.