Fav Bumper Stickers

[Guest cmp]

On a plumber's pickup: "Your Shit Is My Bread And Butter"

On an undertaker's van: "On Our Way To Yet Another Satisfied Customer"

On an old junk: "The Other One Is A Cad"

On another one: "Three Daughters In College"

 

Contributions?

[BuckyXTC]

My recent favorite was this:

 

"Would you drive better if that cellphone was shoved up your ass?

[MoMan]

Actually seen on a trashy looking woman's car in Missouri:

 

"I may have lost my cherry, but I've still got the box it came in"

[Guest man2man4u40]

Many, many moons ago I remember seeing this bumper sticker in Orange County, CA. I think it was put out by the ultra-conservative, John Birch Society. I thought it was hilarious at the time (pre-3-Mile-Island).

 

"More people have died in Ted Kennedy's car than in nuclear accidents."

[Guest WorldEscrt Sean]

Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink

[Guest happyday]

"Osama Sucks"