God I love clients like this, Part 2

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

Said client booked for a 24 hour date 2 months in advance. Email and phone conversations continue through till two days before said appointment as I like to keep in contact. The day of appointment I get a call stating the the clients brief case was stolen off the plane and had no credit cards or way to pay for the meeting. Undertanding I said no problem I applogize and maybe some other time we can reschedule the meeting. Client insists on meeting for an hour stating that is all he has the money for. I agree and go to meet client. After an hour and 45 minutes I ask in desperation if he is going to cum, he exclaims he doubts it so I go about my business to get dressed. Client gets a pissy attitude, throws the hour rate on the dresser, closes eyes and continues to jerk off. I tried to say goodbye, got a "whatever" and left.

 

 

Dont ya love these guys?????:7 :9

[Guest LOVEHANDLE]

Dude,

 

Your tales can be woven into a book!!! And I can see it as New York Times bestseller's list in a week. It is so funny that sometimes you think these things don't happen, but they do. And you're other no-show story is just plain hilarious! I do however is guilty of walking out of masseurs and escorts on an in-call: hey, I need to see what I am paying for first before I even undress. If you're not the same as the picture on the internet or the magazine, then as Ann Robinson would love to say: GOODBYE!;-)

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

Agreedx(