Why do gay people exist?

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to make a "deal" to get extra cable channels for free.

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to confuse most people who contributes to United Way.

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to hang around the barn when the horses are in heat.

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to tap their feet to and wag their heads at anything baroque or Mozart.

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to relive boredom on naval carriers at night.

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to PROVE that Ricky Matin and Christine Aguilera are boring together.

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to torment Schwarzenegger into fondling women's buttocks.

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to post on the M4M Message Center.

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to keep Jenn-Air, Speedos and Williams-Sonoma in business.

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to definitively seduce George Stephanopopulous.

[Guest Kevin 2]

This whole thread is pretty funny, however post #10 by Zack is the best one so far!

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to make Ru Paul appear more masculine.

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to make Dennis Rodman appear more feminine.

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to confuse Jesse Ventura.

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to do something--anything, please--with those tacky suburban ranches.

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to rescuitate an ailing kneepad industry.

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to scandalize older priests in confessionals.

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to explode nuclear families.

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to give meaning to Joan Collins' life.

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to provide anyone an excuse to bow out of a tryst with Fabio.

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to convince Charo that she is still stylish.

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to provide the first letter of the GLBT acronym.

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to confuse viewers of Benneton vignettes.

[Barry]

Jizz,

 

What's with 24 back to back seperate posts? Ever heard of bullet points?

[Guest jizzdepapi]

just a mood, Barry. it will pass, i'm sure.