411 on New Spa: Noble Men’s Spa

[SubNYCTwink]

Hi boys!

is anyone else curious about the new Noble Men’s Spa on Madison Ave? Seasons has been posting about it a lot on their Instagram stories and based on their website I am not sure what to think!

Thoughts? Has anyone beat me to the punch?

Noble Men's Spa

WWW.NOBLEMENSPA.COM

[Giorgio]

Looks promising, I think I'll check it out next month when I'm in the city.

 

[kyleham]

Don't know what to think of this place.

[Gr8massage]

Ironically, there are 14 5 star reviews on Google, all created within the last two weeks. Friends and family or real reviews?

[SubNYCTwink]

No clue what to make of it. Rates are high but I assume that means tipping expectations are very different? And they are associated with seasons which I know is hit or miss as far as extras come, though I haven’t been there either.

[kyleham]

After going on their web site Nobles Mens Spa and Seasons Mens Spa are connected. Both sites refer to the other one. Looking at Noble I thought it seemed to be more high end  $150 for a massage but knowing there are extras at Seasons... Not sure if Noble you will get extras too?

[White lotus]

I’ve been to seasons on 13th twice. During both visits it seemed like things were going someplace extra but then ended normally.
 

It feels more like a tease to me but as always YMMV. 

[jmkblnd1]

I went last week. On the 13th floor, small place but the room was nice. I had Kevin. I would say mid to late 20's, cute, short white guy with a beard. He was very nice, very chatty, but also checking into make sure I was OK. The massage was good but there is absolutely no reason for them to charge what they are charging. Based on their description on the website, you think it's going to be this amazing spa like experience, but there was nothing different than any other spas other than its a nicer room. 

[qwguy]

Does anyone know if the Jason who is at Noble is the same who was at Seasons?

[luvhusky]

Idk but I texted Seasons and the guy was a rude dick. So I won’t be trying either lol

i told him I like a bigger guy to massage me. He told me I need a fitness coach. 
poor English mixed with a shitty attitude 

[Central_Premise]

On 9/19/2025 at 11:52 AM, jmkblnd1 said:

I went last week. On the 13th floor, small place but the room was nice. I had Kevin. I would say mid to late 20's, cute, short white guy with a beard. He was very nice, very chatty, but also checking into make sure I was OK. The massage was good but there is absolutely no reason for them to charge what they are charging. Based on their description on the website, you think it's going to be this amazing spa like experience, but there was nothing different than any other spas other than its a nicer room. 

Did Kevin make you happy at the end?

[Central_Premise]

Booked this place using a $40 discount code on their website and when I went to pay they demanded I write a positive review in their presence to get the discount. Nowhere on their site requires a review for the code to  be applied. At any rate, it wasn't about the money, it was really about the principle. I refused to leave a review on google so I just paid full price and told them I won't be returning.

Space: their space is an office building; pretty tastefully decorated and almost zen feeling (I'll give them that).

Massage: the massuer didn't even mentioned his name nor did I ask. He was definitely not someone I would personally choose. However, he had excellent technique but really terrible breath. I was thankful that my face was down the entire time.

I do not recommend this place!!!!

[luvhusky]

2 hours ago, Central_Premise said:

Booked this place using a $40 discount code on their website and when I went to pay they demanded I write a positive review in their presence to get the discount. Nowhere on their site requires a review for the code to  be applied. At any rate, it wasn't about the money, it was really about the principle. I refused to leave a review on google so I just paid full price and told them I won't be returning.

Space: their space is an office building; pretty tastefully decorated and almost zen feeling (I'll give them that).

Massage: the massuer didn't even mentioned his name nor did I ask. He was definitely not someone I would personally choose. However, he had excellent technique but really terrible breath. I was thankful that my face was down the entire time.

I do not recommend this place!!!!

You can always go back and change the review to reflect the truth 

[Central_Premise]

On 10/10/2025 at 1:24 PM, luvhusky said:

You can always go back and change the review to reflect the truth 

Not sure what that is supposed to mean. 

[luvhusky]

2 hours ago, Central_Premise said:

Not sure what that is supposed to mean. 

I didn’t read correctly sorry. Never mind