Trick Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 I met this guy last night. Yes, he did give me my KFC, he kissed me once, he fucked and came. Everything was done in under 20 minutes. When I said I had more time, he said his friend who was outside needed to get in. I just left. https://rent.men/Iancuban Wanderoz and Scott Virginian 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wsc Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 KFC? Can someone shed light thereupon? + sync 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musclestuduws Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 38 minutes ago, wsc said: KFC? Can someone shed light thereupon? I infer it means kiss, fuck, cum. Although it might just mean Kentucky Fried Chicken. 🤣 Marc in Calif, muslnicknj, TorontoDrew and 6 others 1 2 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wsc Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 Thank you for explaining this. Now, I don't feel quite so out of touch. Wanderoz, muslnicknj, musclestuduws and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muslnicknj Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 18 minutes ago, wsc said: Thank you for explaining this. Now, I don't feel quite so out of touch. I thought the same thing! musclestuduws, TorontoDrew and Wanderoz 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ DynamicUno Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 (edited) Good to know, I was going to ask if he put the gravy on his mashed potatoes... Edited December 24, 2022 by DynamicUno musclestuduws, + sync, Wanderoz and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guru68 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 There's a motto for an escort service: We do chicken right! Scott Virginian, musclestuduws, + DynamicUno and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musclestuduws Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 7 minutes ago, guru68 said: There's a motto for an escort service: We do chicken right! I thought the escorts’s union motto was “We have the meats!” 🤣 Scott Virginian, Wanderoz and Marc in Calif 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wsc Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 Charities have Meals on Wheels; escorts have Meat with Feet. Wanderoz and musclestuduws 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderoz Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 1 minute ago, wsc said: Charities have Meals on Wheels; escorts have Meat with Feet. We’re on a roll. Scott Virginian and musclestuduws 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick Posted December 24, 2022 Author Share Posted December 24, 2022 I know a tagline with “lickin’ good” but in this context it has nothing to do with fingers. rhh33, Wanderoz, musclestuduws and 1 other 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcmiami1 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 Besides the KFC reference 😆 I’m in Miami thanks for the 411 not to hire that guy! tennisjock, Scott Virginian, SoFlGuy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robberbaron4u Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 Well...there are those who don't get even 20 minutes of "action" in their lifetime. Scott Virginian and musclestuduws 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick Posted December 24, 2022 Author Share Posted December 24, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, robberbaron4u said: Well...there are those who don't get even 20 minutes of "action" in their lifetime. I wouldn’t have griped if it were “good action”. But getting one hesitant kiss and having a semi-soft dick being shoved in my ass nowhere comes near “good.” This guy has no place in the escort business. It felt like he was traveling with his friends, needed some cash and did some escorting to get it. Edited December 24, 2022 by Trick SoFlGuy, musclestuduws, Scott Virginian and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robberbaron4u Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 49 minutes ago, Trick said: I wouldn’t have griped if it were “good action”. But getting one hesitant kiss and having a semi-soft dick being shoved in my ass nowhere comes near “good.” This guy has no place in the escort business. It felt like he was traveling with his friends, needed some cash and did some escorting to get it. My remark was made in jest. I appreciate, fully, your dissatisfaction with the "hire". Scott Virginian and Wanderoz 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc in Calif Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 (edited) 18 hours ago, Trick said: Yes, he did give me my KFC, he kissed me once, he fucked and came. I guess this could have been one way to format the statement. 😎 Edited December 24, 2022 by Marc in Calif musclestuduws and Wanderoz 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guru68 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Trick said: I wouldn’t have griped if it were “good action”. But getting one hesitant kiss and having a semi-soft dick being shoved in my ass nowhere comes near “good.” This guy has no place in the escort business. It felt like he was traveling with his friends, needed some cash and did some escorting to get it. Maybe he gave the KFC to get some KFC - symmetry. jcmiami1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick Posted December 24, 2022 Author Share Posted December 24, 2022 2 hours ago, guru68 said: Maybe he gave the KFC to get some KFC - symmetry. But I spend more time eating at a KFC than the time getting his KFC. musclestuduws, rhh33 and Scott Virginian 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guru68 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 5 minutes ago, Trick said: But I spend more time eating at a KFC than the time getting his KFC. So you kind of had the KFC drivethru service. Wanderoz, mike carey, musclestuduws and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayinHKNYC Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 On 12/24/2022 at 10:24 AM, musclestuduws said: I thought the escorts’s union motto was “We have the meats!” 🤣 For some escorts, not meats, but "peaches galore". musclestuduws 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ cougar Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 Well he does say in his profile he has a very busy life, sorry he did not give the the full allotted time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick Posted December 25, 2022 Author Share Posted December 25, 2022 2 hours ago, cougar said: Well he does say in his profile he has a very busy life, sorry he did not give the the full allotted time. I missed that! He got me at “satisfy your needs and fantasies” musclestuduws 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musclestuduws Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 Happy to see that KFC has spawned many clever and hilarious variations. Keep them coming. 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musclestuduws Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 6 hours ago, JayinHKNYC said: For some escorts, not meats, but "peaches galore". And we all know how delicious peaches can be, YUM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guru68 Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 There's a "filled to bursting" slogan to be had in there somewhere. musclestuduws 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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